The Monologue

[cesario]

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First Act:
Scene I: The Crazy Occult Forays of Marcellus and Horatio.
Scene II: Claudius is the villain, but he's still hotter than you.
Scene III: Ophelia's virginity is a national treasure. Just ask her dad and brother.
Scene IV: That a ghoooooooooost?
Scene V: "'Who's your daddy?' Now that's just inappropriate."

Second Act:

Comments

[lizbee]

[cesario]

I generally take it as read that whenever an Ophelia is panned by the critics it's because she didn't take off enough of her costume during the mad scenes.

As to the icon: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THANKS. *uploads*

[melusinehr]

I'm really, really enjoying these, and have friended you in order to keep reading. :)

[cesario]

You are very welcome! I'm glad to have you. And your icon amuses me deeply. :)