i am going skiing this weekend ( Read more... )

the evil santa claus at the top of my buddy list is the bane of my existence. he glares at you, saying "go on. do it. see what happens!" and when you accidentally scroll over him, immediately he taunts you with his horrible "aring ding ding, ring ding ding." i shall either kill him or go insane.

for the first time in almost 21 years, video games have infiltrated my house ( Read more... )

i feel cheap when a waiter leaves a note saying: "It was my pleasure to serve you today, Thank you, Tony." and then i turn it over & see a note from a former customer to the waiter on the back and realize he's reusing these cards. Not very sincere in my opinion.

so moving to accessories was a good move on my part. i've already made more in 3 days than i used to over 2 weeks in hosiery. sweet. however, my feet hurt. a lot. and my back. but on the upside, i love helping little old men. they're adorable. usually ( Read more... )

home =

working 9 hours today
realizing i forgot my keyboard at school & getting a new one
seeing nerds and disgustingly devoted parents camped outside best buy to get x-boxes
having my car back
not being unpacked
not getting enough sleep to make up for exam week
no papers

::phone rings::
"hello"
"collect call from 'inmate A...'"
::hang up and laugh hysterically::

best phone call in the history of phone calls

who's anti-video games?? you and jack johnson! - kevin

carrie & i are getting a futon

exam time

3 finals and i'm out of here ( Read more... )

it's snowing ( Read more... )

walking back from work tonight i passed three would-be frat guys. they were in their underwear. and one of them asked me if i had a dildo cause he really needed one.

i said no. in case you were wondering.