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Mar 20, 2011 00:12

Trying to find the right guy? Wishing you could just place a want ad for that perfect man? Look no further ( Read more... )

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sidneyfireblood March 20 2011, 04:53:15 UTC
LOLz

Tsu: Yuuto, Hideki's putting in a personal add again.

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hazeltea March 20 2011, 05:04:32 UTC
PS Axe is not bathing

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sparkywolf March 20 2011, 05:13:20 UTC
D'oh! Forgot to write that in when cestlavieminako and I were making this ad up (>.<) I should have written that in. I totally agree with you there.

Pretend it now says "Well-groomed, fit young man who enjoys bathing and showering (in the tub with water, not deodorant) and shaving regularly for friendship and possible romance."

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cestlavieminako March 20 2011, 05:19:30 UTC
Good point.

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sparkywolf March 20 2011, 05:16:57 UTC
Hazeltea just brought up a good point.

If you don't mind, could you modify your ad to say

"Well-groomed, fit young man who enjoys bathing and showering (in the tub with water, not deodorant) and shaving regularly for friendship and possible romance."? Because guys who use way too much deodorant aren't very nice smelling sometimes. xD

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cestlavieminako March 20 2011, 05:21:46 UTC
Deodorant is ok, but the guys that douse themselves heavily with putrid cologne...UGH. >_< Just some water and a bar of Irish Spring, and then apply a bit of deodorant. That will do.

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sparkywolf March 20 2011, 05:27:37 UTC
Yeah, I hate it when I walk by someone who smells strongly of AXE or some other similar smelling deodorant.

And I'm like, geez, you trying to kill my nose or something?

Man, I really wish I had a Mirror Monster ready to eat anyone who offended my nose. (>.<) Which happens a lot...apparently people think you aren't macho or charming if you don't smell like a stinkbug. Seriously? O.o

*Pulls out Contract Card* I'm off to make a Contract with a Mirror Monster now...hopefully I get one so I can use it to terrorize anyone that offends me greatly in some way. ^_^ I'll reply to your comments when I get back from Mirror World. xD

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cestlavieminako March 20 2011, 05:32:29 UTC
I remember years and years ago when I worked at Eckerd...there was this men's body spray called Bod, and the particular scent was called Really Ripped Abs. I took a whiff of that and nearly died, it smelled so awful! T_T I hated dealing with the perfume and colognes, especially if someone sprayed some. Some uber fancy one made me sneeze for about an hour. I don't mind if a guy puts on a very tiny dab of Old Spice or something, but that's about it. I really just prefer the smell of soap and shampoo, and knowing that a guy's wearing deodorant without becoming trapped in the cloud of Super Manly Shower Sport Scent that's surrounding them. D:

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katherinekate March 20 2011, 09:52:08 UTC
lmao
this started my Sunday morning with a giggle

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sparkywolf March 20 2011, 14:13:07 UTC
Glad you like it. I helped make that up, and I'm glad you enjoyed reading it. :)

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cestlavieminako March 20 2011, 17:35:14 UTC
It would be amazing if this just magically made some perfect man who fit the description appear. *wistful sigh*

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sparkywolf March 20 2011, 18:01:31 UTC
Yes. I have yet to receive emails after posting this on my door...though there have been suspicious knocks on my door today. Did people really notice? O.o

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