Parents Now Want To Protect The Children From The Dangers Of Rainbows

[bart_calendar]

So, a woman decides to decorate her front garden to make it look like there is a rainbow.

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[tprillahfiction]

Ohhhh boy. Sheesh. What is this world coming to.

I'd tell them: "Go ahead call the fucking cops, you'll get laughed off the planet". Those hate folks give the other Christians a bad name.

ANd wait a sec....G-d makes his/her own rainbows all the time (after rainstorms). Are the 'concerned neighbors' gonna have a problem with that too?

[kat144]

Right? I'd tell her to call the police, then stand in my front yard with popcorn, waiting for them to arrive... (assuming she didn't get laughed off the phone by the 911 dispatcher first.)

[facecat]

Oi. What a maroon.

[amethyst_hunter]

I would write back with a note that says in no uncertain terms that this fake Christian can go fuck herself/himself with a broken bottle if the display is so offensive.

[mudryikot]

Trolling christian extremists is always good and satisfying. Say that it's your Bifroest brigde celebration and that the Father of Battles shall smite her if she interferes with it.

[bart_calendar]

Huh?

[gardnerhill]

Ah, a little Really Old-time Religion! (Bifrost Bridge is the rainbow that Nordic warriors travelled to enter Valhalla after death, home of Odin and Thor and Tom Hiddleson Loki.

[bart_calendar]

Cool.

That is old school.

[shajoni]

I want to say that the woman has a Kickstarter somewhere to make her garden even more relentlessly gay with many more rainbows.

[shajoni]

Found the link!

http://www.gofundme.com/x6dkw9h

[bart_calendar]

Thanks!

I had no idea - but I will try to give her money now!