Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey

The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
-- Willie Tyler

Jump! For my love!
Jump in! Feel my touch!
Jump! If you want to taste my kisses in the night,
then jump jump for my love!

--The Pointer Sisters.

"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon."
- Bill Hirst

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
- Cyril Connolly (1903 - 1974

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry Kissinger

"Change is inevitable -- except from vending machines."

-- LiFuTuSHi.