cfuw 122; WOLVES

[cfuw_shepherd]

[THERE IS A FANCY OFFICE.]

I see that you have received the voice-encoded instructions on how to reach the hidden teleporter in The Real Truth's headquarters. The teleporter is, of course, top-secret private sector research, and not alien technology at all. Welcome

Comments

[me_fuckyeah]

Claiming first comment!

[me_fuckyeah]

Also, it depends on the type of candy and what exactly you're doing.

The other guy offered apple pie and justice.

[me_fuckyeah]

And just so you know, it's next to impossible to beat that.

[me_fuckyeah]

Basically, no one's ever done it.

But that's neither here nor there--

ARE YOU AN ALIEN?

[boosterrific]

Eh, I've seen better teleporters.

[cfuw_shepherd]

Budget cuts.

[boosterrific]

Excuses, excuses.

[cfuw_shepherd]

You're excused.

[please_reapp]

Sorry I'm late! I was trapped for a bit...

[cfuw_shepherd]

That is all right, but you must decide fairly soon which of the other investigative teams you wish me to remove. Our goal is for you six to be the last remaining in The Real Truth's headquarters.

[please_reapp]

Ummm... Ferrero Rocher seems dangerous, given how actively and usefully they worked on the clue...

[cfuw_shepherd]

If the others don't disagree, it will be done.

[halfcocked]

Okay, what're we doing?

[cfuw_shepherd]

Eventually, I will ask you to get your hands on the TORTBTTN case files. For now, removing the other investigative teams will yelp.

[halfcocked]

Yeah, sure, whatever.

[boosterrific]

Hey! Hey! Cut it out!

[deagingly]

...huh! I didn't know about this.

[cfuw_shepherd]

Did you lose your ears?

[deagingly]

No, I got lost on my way here. Sorry about that.

[cfuw_shepherd]

You are very skilled! I hope we will work together with great thrust.