CFUW 122 - LIMBO

[cfuw_shepherd]

[YOU ARE NOW STAYING IN A CHEAP MOTEL. Why? Good question.]

Hershey said I have to watch you now. So don't do anything ! SUSPICIOUS ! Just so we're clear! I AM ALWAYS WATCHING!!

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[halfcocked]

[flopping on the bed]

[cfuw_shepherd]

IT'S YOU!!!

[SNAPPING A PHOTO OF]

[halfcocked]

Hey, what the fuck!?

[cfuw_shepherd]

SO WHAT KIND OF ANTI-ALIEN MAGIC DO YOU HAVE EXACTLY !? Please take time to sit for an interview!

[me_fuckyeah]

[WATCHIN' TV]

Oh, hey, I Love Lucy repeats!

[hasmessyhair]

What's I Love Lucy?

[me_fuckyeah]

It's one of my favorite TV shows of all time!

[hasmessyhair]

Yeah? What's it about?

[cfuw_shepherd]

Tim is paying !! so if I went to McDonald's what do you guys want as your order???

[adawningoath]

Can I be Riku again now?

[cfuw_shepherd]

I'm still responsible for your identity!! ...Maybe...But I'm not telling you my real name!!

[adawningoath]

I don't want your real name, I just want mine.

[cfuw_shepherd]

[A NONDESCRIPT YOUNG MAN IN A BELLBOY UNIFORM ARRIVES AT THE DOOR!

WITH A BROWN PAPER BAG]

...

Room service.

[me_fuckyeah]

[takes the paperbag, leaves a 5 dollar tip]

Thanks!

[cfuw_shepherd]

The mac wasn't big enough.

[cfuw_shepherd]

I increased its width by 2.3 inches with another meat patty.

Now, it can truly be called large.

[cfuw_shepherd]

[SOMETIME IN THE INTERVENING HOURS WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN DOING OTHER THINGS

A DESKTOP COMPUTER HAS APPEARED!

the monitor is wearing a lovely scarf of sorts in muted earth tones, apparently knitted to conceal the base.]

[hasmessyhair]

...Why is a computer wearing a scarf?

[cfuw_shepherd]

[IT'S ATTRACTIVE AND WELL DESIGNED!]

[hasmessyhair]

[APPARENTLY SO. And she's going over to the computer.]

Huh. I wonder if it works.

[She's checking to see if it's on.]