I keep trying to finish the sentence "Well, at least..." but nothing comes to mind.

Q; What goes clippity-clop, clippity-clop, BANG!

A: An Amish driveby.

wait wait. Who updated for me last night?

Not me. I've never heard that joke before. Nyssa? Who else knows my password. Johnny and Ali. And Kristen. I can't see any of them do that. Tony does too... I can't see him spelling any of those words right.

how do guys unscrew a beer?
THEY DON'T! the bitch should have it unscrewed by the time she brings it to him.

Okay so, I'm hiding from my mom becaause she told me to go to bed 30 minutes ago and of course I was like "wtf, it's 10" and she just walked off, and said I'd be grounded if I didn't. I don't know if my wireless keyboard works from this far away, and I can't see what I'm typing, but I was in the middle of beginning to update when I heard her come ( Read more... )

And you thought I wouldn't update today.

I wish I had some accomplishment or something to show for my excessive spare time this weekend. Oh look! Look at all my Livejournal entries I made!!! ...that just won't impress anyone these days.

I haven't had one of ( THESE )

Shit, I forgot about my whole no more than 9. Well this makes 11. (EXCEPT you know it's twelve dear)

I'm so fucking turned on by comments.

So this makes number 9 for today, and I don't think I'm going to make it 10 tonight. Unless something important happens or whatever, I'm gonna leave it at this until tomorrow ( Read more... )

Dear Josef Stalin,

ANDREW HEINE JUST WON'T STOP UPDATING TODAY! WHAT THE MOTHER OF FUCKER?!?!

Love,
Harry Potter