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Jan 31, 2011 16:04

Also because The Another Code Geass Kink Meme part I is filling, and anons everywhere are worried. So this is why I bring you,
Delightful REVOLUTIONS Also known as CODEGEASSR2♥KINKMEME PART II
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anonymous February 24 2011, 11:51:07 UTC

SUZAKU KURURUGI: SEX THERAPIST. HE WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH SEX.

A PROBLEM THAT CAN'T BE SOLVED BY SEX WITH SUZAKU? NONSENSE, THERE IS NO SUCH THING.

SUZAKU/EVERYONE. JUST GET IN LINE, PEOPLE. JUST GET IN LINE.

anonymous February 24 2011, 11:53:18 UTC

UR CRAZY.

anonymous February 24 2011, 11:54:44 UTC

THAT SAID, SEXZAKU SOLVES EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING.

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WANTS TO FUCK THE KNIGHT OF SEVEN.

anonymous February 24 2011, 11:57:42 UTC

IF ONLY LELOUCH AND SUZAKU HAD TEAMED UP AT THE START. WORLD PEACE IN FIVE EPISODE, ALL THE NEEDED TO DO WAS MAKE SURE EVERYONE HAD SEX WITH SUZAKU.

anonymous February 24 2011, 12:01:38 UTC

ALL HE WOULD HAVE NEEDED TO DO WAS FUCK CORNELIA AND THEN CHARLES AND MARIANNE AND THEN THEY WOULD HAVE GIVEN UP ALL THEIR PLANS TO DESTROY THE WORLD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAS SEX WITH SUZAKU IF THERE'S NO WORLD TO HAVE IT IN RIGHT.

SUZAKU.

SAVE THE WORLD.

SACRIFICE YOUR PEEEENIIIIS.

anonymous February 24 2011, 12:05:10 UTC

THE PENIS OF SUZAKU ISN'T BEING SACRIFICED. IT IS BEING WORSHIPED, LIKE AN ALTAR TO THE GODS.

AND YOU CAN'T WANT TO KILL GODS WHO MADE AN ASS LIKE SUZAKU'S.

anonymous February 24 2011, 12:09:27 UTC

TROLOLOLOLOLOL.

OH OF COURSE ANON IT WAS BEING STUPID. OF COURSE IT MUST BE WORSHIPPED.

THE MAIN PALACE AT PENDRAGON MUST BE BUILT IN SUZAKU'S PENIS'S HONOR. YOU KNOW LIKE PENIS-SHAPED. AND GIGANTIC.

AND THEN US MERE MORTALS MUST COME TO THE PALACE EVERY DAY AND PRAY IN ADMIRATION.

AND WHEN IT RAINS THE WORLD IS GIVING SEXZAKU A BLOW JOB. AND WE WEEP IN JOY US MERE MORTALS.

IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

anonymous May 2 2011, 11:31:00 UTC

Is this an official religion I can join? Is there a sign up roster?

anonymous February 24 2011, 11:56:50 UTC

Lol is this based on Kodaka Kazuma's "A Sex Therapist"? B/c mannnn that manga was epic.

anonymous February 24 2011, 12:04:45 UTC

LOWER CASES ARE NOT PERMITTED IN THE SEXZAKU THREAD.

ADMIRATION FOR SEXZAKU'S SEXOLOGIC WONDERS CAN ONLY BE PROPERLY EXPRESSED THROUGH CAPSLOCK.

NOW GET IN LINE, ANON.

anonymous February 24 2011, 12:12:40 UTC

PFFT. THIS ISN'T CAPSLOCK_GEASS. NOW ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MAI QUESTION OR NOT? *GETS READY TO DO DAT SEXSPINKICK.*

anonymous February 24 2011, 12:14:06 UTC

I KNOW OF IT, BUT I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY READ IT. I MAY HAVE SUBCONSCIOUSLY STOLEN THE TITLE.

anonymous February 24 2011, 12:15:51 UTC

SORRY WE CANNOT ANSWER UNTIL YOU JOIN SEXZAKULOGY.

IT IS OUR RELIGION AND WE VALUE IT VERY DEARLY.

TO BECOME A MEMBER YOU MUST:

SPEND AT LEAST 1 MINUTE EVERY DAY THINKING ABOUT SEXZAKU'S PENIS
WRITE IN CAPSLOCK DURING PRAYER

AND YOU MUST SAY THE SEXZAKU PRAYER AND WHISPER IT REVERENTLY

"SEXZAKU, ON THE SEVENTH DAY YOU CREATED THE WORLD
YOU GAVE US THE JOYS OF SEX
NEVER BEFORE HAVE WE KNOWN THE SCREAMS OF ORGASM
WE ARE IN YOUR DEBT EVERYDAY
IN THE DEBT OF YOUR MIGHTY SWORD OF LANCELOT ABOUT TO STAB INTO OUR QUIVERING LOVE WOUNDS
IN YOU WE TRUST

FUCKEM"

anonymous February 24 2011, 12:24:19 UTC

O GREAT MIGHTY SEXZAKU, MIGHT PER CHANCE YOU TAKE PITY ON YOUR SERVANTS AND LET THEM EXPERIENCE THE POWER OF YOUR WEEPING COCK AND TRANSCEND INTO THE HEAVENLY WORLD OF O-ZAKU.

AMEN.

THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NAO.

anonymous February 24 2011, 12:27:16 UTC

YOU HAVE PLEASED SEXZAKU. HOPEFULLY HE WILL BE ABLE TO COME ALONG SHORTLY AND PLEASE YOU.

anonymous February 24 2011, 12:27:30 UTC

MEMBERSHIP ACCEPTED!

ALTHOUGH SEXZAKULOGY WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT IT IS NOT 'AMEN.' IT'S 'FUCKEM.'

SO NOW WE HAVE THREE MEMBERS IN OUR CULT OF SEXZAKULOGY.

WE NEED TO CONVERT MORE MEMBERS TO YOUR RELIGISHUN.

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