Oh dear, my mind is filthy.

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, who looked most shaken, pale, and sweating. "Snape!"

Ehehehehe.

Comments

[house_lurker05]

Oh thats dirty! That's just poor wording right there. Someone needs a better editor. ;)

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Gahaha. Dirty! Dirty!

[rocca_that_kilt]

AH YOU NOTICED THAT TOO!

Don't worry. I thought the very same thing. I can't remember what book it was (the 5th one?), but it seemed like every couple pages there was a wholly inappropriate for children innuendo to be had. I remember bookmarking each of them with post it notes.

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

XD It was the sixth. And there was that one time when Harry went up to that little girl who they never confirmed was actually Goyle and was like, "Well you're very pretty, aren't you?" Harry's molesting babies!

Man, what a great book. I figured everyone had giggled at it though and that no one would be adverse to me posting it.

[rocca_that_kilt]

Harry Potter! Gasp! Did you get to the... Ginny part yet?

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

YEA! I already finished it and I was like, WHOA! Is Harry Potter having DIRTY DREAMS?! AHHHHH! *gigglefits*

[scrawl42]

Dude. "Ron ejaculated loudly" was the best line in the book. xD

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

XD Oh Ron, my forbidden Weasley love. That is definitely the best line I've ever heard.

[_lashingoutloud]

FILTHY DIRTY FILTHY.

Wink.

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

I've been bad. I clearly need a spanking.