Ewwwww!

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Okay, I know I'm probably really late with this but, what the hell?! I was procrastinating doing homework by checking out Wonkette and I found out that Scooter Libby wrote an erotic fiction book called The Apprentice that involves having sex with a bear, samurai incest, and a dwarf!

So, does anyone else feel compelled to read this medley of

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[superguard9]

I definitely plan to. Everyone's been freaking out about it, but I bet 99% of those people have never read it and are all "OMGZ it's stupid because [insert liberal name here] said so!!1!" *rolls eyes* It probably IS bad, lord know the Bill O'Reilly one was (every single character was a stereotypical caricature, never mind the sex scenes) but I'd prefer to find out for myself.

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

*fumes* I hate it when people express an opinion about things they haven't read/seen/done/whatever. That makes me crazy. But oh my god, I hadn't realized how trendy it was to write fiction.

[superguard9]

I want to read those other novels listed in that article, I can only imagine it's like reading 200+ pages of bad internet fanfic. Honestly, the only thing better than well-written smut is poorly written smut, because you cannot wait to see how ridiculous it's going to get. XD

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Hah! I know! I can't wait to be traumatized by these crazy perves. Seriously, what's more of a boner-kill than Bill O'Reilly?

Ewwwwwww! I just thought of what was more of a boner-kill: Bill O'Reilly writing his novel with one hand. Put that in your back pocket.

[typing_fetus]

whoa.

[zuzulous]

I'm not going to go out of my way to find a copy, but if I come across one, I'll read it. Bad fiction is fun!

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Hahaha, yea, if I see a sticky copy in a used book store, I'll totally get it for a quarter and read it. That's the best way to find books anyway.

A Review, Sort Of

[mercystars]

Oh dear Goddess, I read this thing about two years ago or so when a friend thrust a worn paperback copy into my hands and said "OMFGXZ, THIS WAS WRITTEN BY SCOOTER LIBBY!!!!"

I wish I still had it, as it's been out of print for years (thank you Jesus) and is going for upwards of 600 bucks (yes, that's right, 600 bucks) and more on eBay and Amazon.com, thanks to the recent "discovery" of this true piece of literary tripe.

Seriously, Scooter's politics and his obvious intrinsic evil in working so closely with Dick Cheney aside, this is a VERY BAD NOVEL. It's very obvious that Scooter knows nothing about the history, culture, or people of Japan, and judging by the sex scenes in this book, he knows even less about fucking! The entire book is filled with cliches and stereotypes and the sex scenes are laughably bad. Scooter should take a few pointers from Jackie Collins and/or Harold Robbins next time, or at least have sex, before he writes about it.

Re: A Review, Sort Of

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Ahahahahaha! FOOOL! I love that it was terrible. It fills me with such satisfaction. To bad its expensive because there's no way I'm paying over five dollars for it.

Re: A Review, Sort Of

[mercystars]

There are better-written standard Penthouse Forum letters "I never imagined that something like this would ever happen to me...".

Not that I would know anything about that, mind you. I'm just saying, is all...

*puts hands in pockets and whistles while strolling casually out of thread*

[rocca_that_kilt]

I just read this from thejiglett. Dude. I want to read this book. Juding by the excerpts, it has to be better than the O' Reilly book.

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

I want to read everyone's sick ass book!

[rocca_that_kilt]

Get the O' Reilly audiobook. It's the most hilarious thing EVER.