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[ch_ch_ch_chad]

I'd like to subtitle this: Harry Potter and the Boner So Hard You Could Chip A Tooth On It.

Perhaps I should explain. Me and Brett have been watching Harry Potter for, oh, say, the last three weekends in a row. The third and fourth ones. We're not pervertsMy boner is directed at Professer Lupin. Okay, David Thewlis: Eh. Professor Lupin:

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[ch_ch_ch_chad]

What House colors do you think I should knit my scarf in?

[rocca_that_kilt]

Hahahaha. That title.

Anywho, Prof. Lupin! No! He has a mustache! Like Vincent Price!

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Well, Rhea, there comes a point in every man's life (me, I'm talking about me. I'm a man.) where that mustache kinda works for you.

You know, or more specifically, doesn't NOT work for you. I mean, I hardly notice it. I guess you'll understand when you're older and your penis grows in.

OT!

[rocca_that_kilt]

Dude! Did you read about that family where some of the kids were born as girls, but had this mutant gene, so when they hit puberty their vaginas healed over and they grew penises and testicles and shit? The packet we got literally said "vagina healed over". I was so amazed.

P.S. This person I am going out with has a bit of facial hair himself... but not Lupin-hair, for sure.

Re: OT!

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Wow. That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Like, how does that even happen?

Teehee, he's got the dreads.