is 2 hot 2 handle, brad got a raise today and the beirut palace gots the hooka cuz

my brother and i are officially not allowed to use the word "kotch" in the house, although phrases such as "kotch itch" and "kotch in you ear" still make my mom laugh. Also casey has gotten warned about repeating "a grandpa with boobs" to our little cousins

hitch-hiking is amazing, every girl and boy should hit the road this second. I dont know where to begin about this last weekend except to say that the whole trip has left an enjoyable feeling in my gut and that when i see friends ill be sure to exagerate my stories for them but for now im off to try to win it big at a hand of poker

some observations: Cinnamon toast crunch + banana = delicious, french people are excellent at creating music on laptops, i must go to bed for i start work tomorrow morning at the hite photo shop

casinos, cards, and coney islands the summer of the bandit 'stache has begun

pleasant surprise = discovering after finishing the bulk of my paper that i'de been typing in courier instead of courier new

today while strolling by the bank i noticed that inside the lobby there was a stage set up with two ballroom dancers having at it. The stage was surrounded by little children in little swedish outfits that people wear when blowing horns in the alps to advertise breath mints. The two dancers glared at each other with a look somewhere between ( Read more... )

taco bell is my new favorite place on earth, where else can a you sit with down with deliciously unrecognizable food and eavesdrop on blind transvestites converse nostalgically about kung fu

a mighty wind is a mighty fine movie, afterwords a street crazy revealed to us (josh and i) his highly confidential brainchild, a concert that would reunite chicago and genesis with guest appearances by britney spears, j-lo, shakira (ass battle) lesser known comedians and avant garde jazz artists with bill clinton as the glue that binds them ( Read more... )

jane seymour is a goddess. I not only witnessed her splendor signing books this morning, but also was blessed by her soaring and touching voice this afternoon at a cubs game where she sang take me out to the ballgame during the seventh inning, i may die now a happy and complete human