moonflow be gone.

[chachka]

tidal wave. *squawk*

i would like to return these ovaries, please. here is the receipt. since they are on sale now, do i get the sale or full price in return?

exchange only? i don't think so. i would like to speak to your manager.

no?

fine. take these fucking ovaries and give them to some other poor sucker.

Comments

[havenleah]

You're brilliant, you know. Christ, I can't wait to rock the hell out with you tonight.

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[chachka]

yeah. i know. christ, you better shape up...LUSH-a-saurus REX.

[anonymous]

I feel your pain

[jeffreywilliam]

tisk tisk . . .

hey, don't you like you precious gift of femininity? whattsamatta you, eh?

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[chachka]

no. i don't like it. it is hindering.

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[jeffreywilliam]

menstrual hut?

you know in the old days in this land they would have a special place for the women to go during that time, because they were far too powerful to be around the rest of the villagers? and when the men went into battle, they would smear their wives' menstrual blood on their shields for magic-power protection. now that's cool.

[alrazor]

take these fucking ovaries and give them to some other poor sucker.

I'd offer to take them, but I don't have a thing to wear with them.

Dude, you're always listening to Adult. every time you post. You're gonna get sick of 'em. Sick, I tell you!

[havenleah]

Adult. is the raddest band in the world. Yah gonna come see them, suckah?

[havenleah]

Adult. is the raddest band ever. Yah comin' to the show suckah?