In order to make the List more Seinfeld-esque

[chadmeister]

What's the deal with random office announcements? I was walking to my second period class, and all of a sudden the metal mouth of God splurts out "(Person's name) Please Report to the Office." As the announcement was being made, I happened to be standing right next to said person. I did not know what to do, i became angry and grew panicked. I did

Comments

[anonymous]

Why are "Report" and "Office" capitalized?

[anonymous]

el grammar nazi strikes again... get over it mike.

[anonymous]

ha ha sucks to be u

[pointman323]

yeah we all know you dont have handcuffs because your a cop...fag