Well, due to Allie and her practice squad wanna be boyfriend, I've decided to make a new journal. It got to be a little annoying getting emails all the time from someone that's mad because he has no more testicles, so he takes it out on people he's never met ( Read more... )

Barney: Where's Ottis? He's not in his cell
Charles Bronson: I shot him.
Barney: Well that...WHAT?
Charles: Now I'm going down to Emmit's Fix It shop, to fix Emmit.
(whistling theme song)

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Priceless

I received an email back yesterday from the latest place I applied to. I did the dance of joy the other day when I received an email from them letting me know that they had received my information, and would let me know ( Read more... )

And this doornob, properly turned, will allow us access to the cabin ( Read more... )

I'm sure everyone has seen How to be Emo. I just saw it and think it's very funny. I can count at least 8 things that made me think of PR Dan. Especially when the guy is trying to play a really bad song for a girl when he obviously can't play guitar, using incredibly poor lyrics. HAHAHAHA ( Read more... )

I like teen titans. I admit it. Sometimes it's a good cartoon.

I think if I were to relate to any of them, it would be Beastboy. The Geeky weird little guy that just makes jokes, but still ends up feeling like this...


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So I was on a conference call with my boss and an agency that is run by retards. When I came back my cell phone said I had two missed calls. I didn't reconize the number, so just out of curiosity I did a search on google, and here's what I found ( Read more... )

I have an interview Friday at a bar, and one at BSC in a few weeks. The one at BSC probably makes the most sense since it's right down the street so I can walk, and I'd get a free membership. More saving money. I haven't heard back from the dog place, so I can only guess that she's not interested in taking me on part time. That really sucks.

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I have my mid year review in 30 minutes. If he says anything other than great things I'll probably flip. Not only have my numbers increased in the last year, but my productivity last year was second all time in the department ( Read more... )

I couldn't sleep last night. Every time I started dozing off, thunder would shake the house. So instead of sleep, I started thinking ( Read more... )