How to Wake a Prince 201 [one-shot]
AU!fairytale | Humor | Crack | Romance | Smut | YunJae | NC-17 | PWP
A/N: Extra smut scene that didn’t make the cut in “ How to Save a Prince 101” and you can see it as an alternative ending in a way.
Warning(s): lots of cursing, smut, and un-beta’ed
Cautiously walking up the stairs, Yunho hesitated before opening the door to his right and entered into the dark room slowly.
It wasn’t until Yunho had taken his second step when he hit the wall. “Oomf!” He exclaimed. Obviously, he had walked into a closet and various brooms and rags fell upon his body. “Wrong door.” He muttered, closing the door quickly after he shoved everything back in and turned around to open another door.
This time it was the bathroom.
And someone was taking a shit in there.
The prince slammed the door and pinched his nose. “Wrong door.”
It took roughly around twenty minutes for Yunho to find the right door because seriously, there were more than thirty doors and only three flights of stairs in a tower. C’mon. Why does a tower have to be so complicated to get into? And why does it have to hide his princess so fucking well? He sighed.
Once he opened the last door, a blanket of light hit him right in the eyes and he went blind for a moment, causing him to trip over his two feet and land on his ass. It was rather lame for his first entrance to rescue his princess, but hell; no one told him there would be some blinding light in his way. Sure, there were swamps and dark nights in the forest, so all was well and he didn’t have to fret much other than getting use to the dark.
Anyway, rubbing his eyes carefully, Yunho was finally able to take in his surrounds and found a casket in the middle of the room. It was gold and shiny, had some flowers and most of all a body in it.
Did someone die?
If so, it better not be his princess or prince Yunho shall flip many tables, hell, he’d flip this tower.
Slowly, just as Yunho was about to take a peek into the casket, the door slammed shut and he screamed. A number of expensive glasses cracked, a mirror broke and a lamp fell on his foot. He cursed his luck as he saw the body moving in the casket had turned its back on him.
It seemed the person was asleep, he thought for a split second until the door burst open.
“WHAT’S GOING ON WHO ARE YOU AND WHO THE FUCK DIED? I SWEAR IF IT’S A FALSE ALARM I’LL SHIT ON YOUR FAC- “
A pillow landed on the stranger’s face and the lifeless body, which is now full of life yelled, “SHUT THE FUCK UP! I’M TRYNA SLEEP UNTIL MY PRINCE CHARMING COMES HERE!” And with that, the body threw a blanket over itself.
Silently, Yunho stood there like an idiot, unable to comprehend what the hell just happened and what should he be doing next. He knew he should be rescuing a princess, but if the said princess is taking her nap and doesn’t want to be woken up? Or clearly, he should’ve came when it was still night because what if she was nocturnal and didn’t like to come out in the light? Maybe that’s why she lived in a dark creepy forest?
Just as Yunho concluded what was going on and about to head out, the stranger grabbed him by the foot and Yunho nearly- nearly landed on his fucking perfectly expensive face. His head barely missing the table as he landed on his hands and turn around to find the man in a ponytail hugging his legs like there was no tomorrow.
“Unhand me you monster! I must save the princess!” The prince exclaimed, attempting to flee from the stranger around his legs. However, no matter how much he struggled, the man seemed to squeeze him even tighter and eventually Yunho found himself gasping for air. “H-h-help m-me!” He gasped, his hands searching for whatever object he could find lying around.
After a few moments, he found the lamp and threw it at the stranger, hitting the man dead on the forehead. A voice of pain echoed in the room and once Yunho was released, he gasped desperately for air and choked.
“W-where is the princess?”
“Who wants to know?” The servant dared him to answer, and so Yunho did.
“ME. Prince Yunho.”
“Oh, you’re the prince charming? You defeated the demonic monster?” The servant questioned, astonishment and unbelievable bewilderment plastered all over his face once he realize it was that idio- man that was standing outside as he saw the poodle running around the prince charming’s feet.
He gasped loudly. “So it’s true! You’re here to save our one of a kind prince Jaejoong from the eastern kingdom and you’re here to ship him off- *cough* sweep him off his feet! FUCKING FINALL- *cough* HALLELUYAH!” The servant hoorayed (more to himself) as the prince stood there dumbfounded as the man threw confetti around the room and pushed Yunho toward the casket.
“Wait, isn’t she- he the princess?” The prince asked, completely confused on what the hell was going on.
Wasn’t’ he saving a princess?
“What are you talking about? You’re saving a prince, aren’t you? I mean- c’mon, just look at this face.” The servant pointed to the lifeless body in the casket and sparkles of glitter came about as he pushed the casket into the sunlight. “Isn’t he beautiful?” The man nudged the prince and Yunho had to admit, the sleeping prince was damn beautiful!
The prince smiled widely, unaware that he had drool seeping out from the side of his mouth. “Damn, now I can see why he’s on the ‘Wanted’ poster.”
“He’s a badass by heart.” The man added and Yunho simply nodded.
It took seven minutes to pass until the servant coughed loudly, quickly grabbing the prince’s attention.
“Now prince- um…”
“Yunho.”
“Ahem, now prince Yunho, you must rub the sleeping prince Jaejoong’s nipples. It’s the only way to wake the beautiful prince!”
“Aren’t I supposed to wake him with a kiss?” Yunho asked, blinking innocently like it was perfectly normal to question the procedures on how to wake up a prince.
Subconsciously, the sleeping prince started puckering his lips, one eye peeking as he awaited for his prince charming to kiss him.
“Um, yeah….. right… kiss.” The servant looked around suspiciously and let out an awkward laugh. “But that only works on princesses!” He blurted suddenly, hoping his grand master plan to get Jaejoong laid worked. Prince Jaejoong would thank him gladly and praise him, get him a girlfriend, and then praise him some more.
“A prince is different. You see, you need to rub his nipples until he can’t feel them anymore.” Yoochun explained frantically, pulling out his camera from behind his shelf and adding a new battery set. Jaejoong had unbuttoned the first few buttons of his shirt and then crossed his arms around his chest, as if displaying a peaceful sleeping prince.
“How am I supposed to know if he can’t feel them anymore? What if he doesn’t wake up?” The prince questioned. Careful not to fall on his ass again, he climbed onto the casket and straddled the body that lay within it.
There were some movements from the body as the sleeping prince turned to the side, as if finding the right spot to rest more comfortably. Yunho found it utterly cute and pet the sleeping prince.
“What are you doing? You’re supposed to play with them! Touch them, touch him.” The servant urged, startling Yunho, who panicked and began touching his sleeping prince everywhere. His hair, his eyes, his face, his nose, those glossy lips, his chest, his nipples (again), those hands, the belly and down to the crotch.
A moan came from the sleeping man and the prince continued to rub the other’s crotch, grabbing a handful of the pretty man’s bulge. His fingers playing with the cloth that surrounding the pretty man’s aching member and the prince found it quite fascinating how the sleeping man was reacting to his touches.
“His nipples, nipples. That’s right.” The servant whispered, setting his camera on record as he directed Yunho on his road to sexy foreplay and ways to wake up his sleeping prince quickly.
Cautiously, Yunho lifted the sleeping prince’s shirt, skimming his long fingers against the soft fair skin and he could’ve sworn the body let out a shiver. Biting his lips, he lowered his face closely against the beautiful prince’s chest and stuck out his tongue carefully. He blew onto the left bud, watching it turn stiff and hard in mere seconds as he dipped his towards the left side. Slowly, gliding his tongue over the sleeping prince’s left nipple and his other hand squeezing the right bud between his fingers.
It felt awkward for a few seconds until Yunho dared to make large licks and pinch the sleeping prince’s nipples. He poked the buds a few times, squeezing and sucking them until they were bright red.
Suddenly, the body wriggled underneath him, as if trying to escape until the sleeping prince grabbed onto Yunho’s neck. His eyes still shut as he let out a groan as he wrapped his legs around Yunho’s waist, causing Yunho’s face to be squished onto Jaejoong’s chest.
Struggling, prince Yunho let out a groan, careful to lift his head back while the servant called out to him. “Plan B plan B. Suck him- no, fuck him already!” He cheered, setting another camera on the table.
And with just that, Yunho sucked onto the fairest skin before him and the sleeping prince loosens his hold over Yunho’s neck. It worked and Yunho grabbed onto Jaejoong’s hands, lifting them above the sleeping prince’s head so they wouldn’t get in the way- much. They kept grabbing onto Yunho’s hair and eventually he gave up to work on Jaejoong’s pants.
For the record, it’s not like Yunho was a virgin. Hell, he needed experience or else, who knows what he would’ve done on his wedding bed? Look like a loser who didn’t know how to get laid properly?
Ahaha, yeah right.
He wasn’t going to look like a loser. Not ever and definitely not today. He smiled darkly to himself- well, if you exclude the servant over there, who seemed to be taping something for awhile.
A sex tape?
Maybe, he’ll ask for a copy.
Speedily, Yunho removed Jaejoong’s pants like the wind, along with the help of the sleeping prince, who for some reason looked like he was eager to take them off. Oddly, he must be dreaming of stripping because later his shirt left him as well and he was stark naked.
Not even an underwear was in sight.
But it made it all the more easier as Yunho stripped and searched for some lube until the servant came from the other side of the casket and handed it to Yunho.
It was peach flavor.
“He likes it. Don’t worry.” The servant winked and went back to tend his cameras.
Oh well. All’s well that ends well. Yunho grinned and smudge a shitload of lube all over his hands because yeah, he accidentally squished a lot and- yeah, lube for all. He spread the still sleeping prince’s legs, searching for that hole and slipping in two of his fingers. His hand was glossed with so much lube that he nearly slipped when he placed his hand over the shiny and hard casket.
Once he got three and a half fingers into Jaejoong’s hole, he deemed the sleeping prince prepared enough to take him in as he slipped in between the pretty man’s legs. His cock already hard just from watching the prince sleep, his eyes closed, body marred with all his touches and most of all, covered in lots of lube.
Gently, Yunho guided his manhood into Jaejoong’s prepared warm slippery and wet hole.
The sleeping prince let out a loud moan, catching Yunho by surprised.
“He’s dying! Give him CPR!” The servant called from the side.
Just when Yunho was about to perform the procedures for CPR (as he learned) he was pulled by the sleeping prince and kissed him right on the lips. It was a messy kiss, not really fancy, but Yunho liked it all the more as he nibbled away at those soft lips. He began thrusting into the pretty man, their kiss broken by fireworks and mind-blowing heat as they both tried to catch their breath.
With amazing passion, the two continued fucking like bunnies and along the way came at their climax.
However, the huge amount of movement on the casket was unstable as fuck and the sorry ass excuse for a table broke. The casket fell flat onto the floor while dust shot up in the air and there were a series of sneezes.
“ACHOO!”
Unfortunately, the sneezes came endlessly and the sleeping prince had woken up.
“O-oh m-my p-prince-ACHOO! Y-you’re a-ah-awake! ACHOO ACHOO!”
“Ah-ah, t-thank y-you for saving m-me-me- ah- ACHOO!” Prince Jaejoong thanked Yunho, wiping the snot out from his pretty nose.
“Take a sh-shower w-with h-him- ah-ah ACHOO!” The servant shouted.
With that Yunho ran to the closest bathroom after checking another ten doors and finding a bathroom where someone took a dump. He washed away all dust from his beautiful prince and the two cleaned themselves all over again.
Oh, and fucked for round two, three and four too…
A/N: Yesssss. Smut makes the world go around 8D /shot/ Anyway, How to Save a Prince 101 was suppose to have smut but because I was short on time and I couldn’t add it. So here it is! \o// Hope you guys enjoyed it!
Question, comments and criticism are welcome~
A/N: Extra smut scene that didn’t make the cut in “ How to Save a Prince 101” and you can see it as an alternative ending in a way.
Warning(s): lots of cursing, smut, and un-beta’ed
Cautiously walking up the stairs, Yunho hesitated before opening the door to his right and entered into the dark room slowly.
It wasn’t until Yunho had taken his second step when he hit the wall. “Oomf!” He exclaimed. Obviously, he had walked into a closet and various brooms and rags fell upon his body. “Wrong door.” He muttered, closing the door quickly after he shoved everything back in and turned around to open another door.
This time it was the bathroom.
And someone was taking a shit in there.
The prince slammed the door and pinched his nose. “Wrong door.”
It took roughly around twenty minutes for Yunho to find the right door because seriously, there were more than thirty doors and only three flights of stairs in a tower. C’mon. Why does a tower have to be so complicated to get into? And why does it have to hide his princess so fucking well? He sighed.
Once he opened the last door, a blanket of light hit him right in the eyes and he went blind for a moment, causing him to trip over his two feet and land on his ass. It was rather lame for his first entrance to rescue his princess, but hell; no one told him there would be some blinding light in his way. Sure, there were swamps and dark nights in the forest, so all was well and he didn’t have to fret much other than getting use to the dark.
Anyway, rubbing his eyes carefully, Yunho was finally able to take in his surrounds and found a casket in the middle of the room. It was gold and shiny, had some flowers and most of all a body in it.
Did someone die?
If so, it better not be his princess or prince Yunho shall flip many tables, hell, he’d flip this tower.
Slowly, just as Yunho was about to take a peek into the casket, the door slammed shut and he screamed. A number of expensive glasses cracked, a mirror broke and a lamp fell on his foot. He cursed his luck as he saw the body moving in the casket had turned its back on him.
It seemed the person was asleep, he thought for a split second until the door burst open.
“WHAT’S GOING ON WHO ARE YOU AND WHO THE FUCK DIED? I SWEAR IF IT’S A FALSE ALARM I’LL SHIT ON YOUR FAC- “
A pillow landed on the stranger’s face and the lifeless body, which is now full of life yelled, “SHUT THE FUCK UP! I’M TRYNA SLEEP UNTIL MY PRINCE CHARMING COMES HERE!” And with that, the body threw a blanket over itself.
Silently, Yunho stood there like an idiot, unable to comprehend what the hell just happened and what should he be doing next. He knew he should be rescuing a princess, but if the said princess is taking her nap and doesn’t want to be woken up? Or clearly, he should’ve came when it was still night because what if she was nocturnal and didn’t like to come out in the light? Maybe that’s why she lived in a dark creepy forest?
Just as Yunho concluded what was going on and about to head out, the stranger grabbed him by the foot and Yunho nearly- nearly landed on his fucking perfectly expensive face. His head barely missing the table as he landed on his hands and turn around to find the man in a ponytail hugging his legs like there was no tomorrow.
“Unhand me you monster! I must save the princess!” The prince exclaimed, attempting to flee from the stranger around his legs. However, no matter how much he struggled, the man seemed to squeeze him even tighter and eventually Yunho found himself gasping for air. “H-h-help m-me!” He gasped, his hands searching for whatever object he could find lying around.
After a few moments, he found the lamp and threw it at the stranger, hitting the man dead on the forehead. A voice of pain echoed in the room and once Yunho was released, he gasped desperately for air and choked.
“W-where is the princess?”
“Who wants to know?” The servant dared him to answer, and so Yunho did.
“ME. Prince Yunho.”
“Oh, you’re the prince charming? You defeated the demonic monster?” The servant questioned, astonishment and unbelievable bewilderment plastered all over his face once he realize it was that idio- man that was standing outside as he saw the poodle running around the prince charming’s feet.
He gasped loudly. “So it’s true! You’re here to save our one of a kind prince Jaejoong from the eastern kingdom and you’re here to ship him off- *cough* sweep him off his feet! FUCKING FINALL- *cough* HALLELUYAH!” The servant hoorayed (more to himself) as the prince stood there dumbfounded as the man threw confetti around the room and pushed Yunho toward the casket.
“Wait, isn’t she- he the princess?” The prince asked, completely confused on what the hell was going on.
Wasn’t’ he saving a princess?
“What are you talking about? You’re saving a prince, aren’t you? I mean- c’mon, just look at this face.” The servant pointed to the lifeless body in the casket and sparkles of glitter came about as he pushed the casket into the sunlight. “Isn’t he beautiful?” The man nudged the prince and Yunho had to admit, the sleeping prince was damn beautiful!
The prince smiled widely, unaware that he had drool seeping out from the side of his mouth. “Damn, now I can see why he’s on the ‘Wanted’ poster.”
“He’s a badass by heart.” The man added and Yunho simply nodded.
It took seven minutes to pass until the servant coughed loudly, quickly grabbing the prince’s attention.
“Now prince- um…”
“Yunho.”
“Ahem, now prince Yunho, you must rub the sleeping prince Jaejoong’s nipples. It’s the only way to wake the beautiful prince!”
“Aren’t I supposed to wake him with a kiss?” Yunho asked, blinking innocently like it was perfectly normal to question the procedures on how to wake up a prince.
Subconsciously, the sleeping prince started puckering his lips, one eye peeking as he awaited for his prince charming to kiss him.
“Um, yeah….. right… kiss.” The servant looked around suspiciously and let out an awkward laugh. “But that only works on princesses!” He blurted suddenly, hoping his grand master plan to get Jaejoong laid worked. Prince Jaejoong would thank him gladly and praise him, get him a girlfriend, and then praise him some more.
“A prince is different. You see, you need to rub his nipples until he can’t feel them anymore.” Yoochun explained frantically, pulling out his camera from behind his shelf and adding a new battery set. Jaejoong had unbuttoned the first few buttons of his shirt and then crossed his arms around his chest, as if displaying a peaceful sleeping prince.
“How am I supposed to know if he can’t feel them anymore? What if he doesn’t wake up?” The prince questioned. Careful not to fall on his ass again, he climbed onto the casket and straddled the body that lay within it.
There were some movements from the body as the sleeping prince turned to the side, as if finding the right spot to rest more comfortably. Yunho found it utterly cute and pet the sleeping prince.
“What are you doing? You’re supposed to play with them! Touch them, touch him.” The servant urged, startling Yunho, who panicked and began touching his sleeping prince everywhere. His hair, his eyes, his face, his nose, those glossy lips, his chest, his nipples (again), those hands, the belly and down to the crotch.
A moan came from the sleeping man and the prince continued to rub the other’s crotch, grabbing a handful of the pretty man’s bulge. His fingers playing with the cloth that surrounding the pretty man’s aching member and the prince found it quite fascinating how the sleeping man was reacting to his touches.
“His nipples, nipples. That’s right.” The servant whispered, setting his camera on record as he directed Yunho on his road to sexy foreplay and ways to wake up his sleeping prince quickly.
Cautiously, Yunho lifted the sleeping prince’s shirt, skimming his long fingers against the soft fair skin and he could’ve sworn the body let out a shiver. Biting his lips, he lowered his face closely against the beautiful prince’s chest and stuck out his tongue carefully. He blew onto the left bud, watching it turn stiff and hard in mere seconds as he dipped his towards the left side. Slowly, gliding his tongue over the sleeping prince’s left nipple and his other hand squeezing the right bud between his fingers.
It felt awkward for a few seconds until Yunho dared to make large licks and pinch the sleeping prince’s nipples. He poked the buds a few times, squeezing and sucking them until they were bright red.
Suddenly, the body wriggled underneath him, as if trying to escape until the sleeping prince grabbed onto Yunho’s neck. His eyes still shut as he let out a groan as he wrapped his legs around Yunho’s waist, causing Yunho’s face to be squished onto Jaejoong’s chest.
Struggling, prince Yunho let out a groan, careful to lift his head back while the servant called out to him. “Plan B plan B. Suck him- no, fuck him already!” He cheered, setting another camera on the table.
And with just that, Yunho sucked onto the fairest skin before him and the sleeping prince loosens his hold over Yunho’s neck. It worked and Yunho grabbed onto Jaejoong’s hands, lifting them above the sleeping prince’s head so they wouldn’t get in the way- much. They kept grabbing onto Yunho’s hair and eventually he gave up to work on Jaejoong’s pants.
For the record, it’s not like Yunho was a virgin. Hell, he needed experience or else, who knows what he would’ve done on his wedding bed? Look like a loser who didn’t know how to get laid properly?
Ahaha, yeah right.
He wasn’t going to look like a loser. Not ever and definitely not today. He smiled darkly to himself- well, if you exclude the servant over there, who seemed to be taping something for awhile.
A sex tape?
Maybe, he’ll ask for a copy.
Speedily, Yunho removed Jaejoong’s pants like the wind, along with the help of the sleeping prince, who for some reason looked like he was eager to take them off. Oddly, he must be dreaming of stripping because later his shirt left him as well and he was stark naked.
Not even an underwear was in sight.
But it made it all the more easier as Yunho stripped and searched for some lube until the servant came from the other side of the casket and handed it to Yunho.
It was peach flavor.
“He likes it. Don’t worry.” The servant winked and went back to tend his cameras.
Oh well. All’s well that ends well. Yunho grinned and smudge a shitload of lube all over his hands because yeah, he accidentally squished a lot and- yeah, lube for all. He spread the still sleeping prince’s legs, searching for that hole and slipping in two of his fingers. His hand was glossed with so much lube that he nearly slipped when he placed his hand over the shiny and hard casket.
Once he got three and a half fingers into Jaejoong’s hole, he deemed the sleeping prince prepared enough to take him in as he slipped in between the pretty man’s legs. His cock already hard just from watching the prince sleep, his eyes closed, body marred with all his touches and most of all, covered in lots of lube.
Gently, Yunho guided his manhood into Jaejoong’s prepared warm slippery and wet hole.
The sleeping prince let out a loud moan, catching Yunho by surprised.
“He’s dying! Give him CPR!” The servant called from the side.
Just when Yunho was about to perform the procedures for CPR (as he learned) he was pulled by the sleeping prince and kissed him right on the lips. It was a messy kiss, not really fancy, but Yunho liked it all the more as he nibbled away at those soft lips. He began thrusting into the pretty man, their kiss broken by fireworks and mind-blowing heat as they both tried to catch their breath.
With amazing passion, the two continued fucking like bunnies and along the way came at their climax.
However, the huge amount of movement on the casket was unstable as fuck and the sorry ass excuse for a table broke. The casket fell flat onto the floor while dust shot up in the air and there were a series of sneezes.
“ACHOO!”
Unfortunately, the sneezes came endlessly and the sleeping prince had woken up.
“O-oh m-my p-prince-ACHOO! Y-you’re a-ah-awake! ACHOO ACHOO!”
“Ah-ah, t-thank y-you for saving m-me-me- ah- ACHOO!” Prince Jaejoong thanked Yunho, wiping the snot out from his pretty nose.
“Take a sh-shower w-with h-him- ah-ah ACHOO!” The servant shouted.
With that Yunho ran to the closest bathroom after checking another ten doors and finding a bathroom where someone took a dump. He washed away all dust from his beautiful prince and the two cleaned themselves all over again.
Oh, and fucked for round two, three and four too…
A/N: Yesssss. Smut makes the world go around 8D /shot/ Anyway, How to Save a Prince 101 was suppose to have smut but because I was short on time and I couldn’t add it. So here it is! \o// Hope you guys enjoyed it!
Question, comments and criticism are welcome~