A----l [11:19 PM]:  have you been to the carolinas or a dirty redneck bar
 Arytmis [11:20 PM]:  no, thank god not. if I went with you, you'd probably watch my ass.
 A----l [11:20 PM]:  they have confederate flags in dirty bars as far north as the index finger of mighican

I just had another moment. This time with Kids in the Hall. No! ANd with the movie Judgment Night. ! No! I'm getting old!! Fuck! Bring it back! Bring it back! You're not too old to make new fresh memories!! >SLAP< Ooh, that felt good. Just kidding. This is what happens when you take evening naps. You get all dreamy.

You know what? I miss the Wonder Years. I think I'm gonna cry. I think that's what was bothering me all these years. Actually, it was my family, but I think that show turned me on to the 60's. I don't know. The music is fucking good, too. Then again, I was always in love with the whole Vietnam War thing. A kind of senseless purgatory warzone. ALl ( Read more... )

"Hey, my MCs' theses leave MCs in pieces, like Reeses, controlling chickens with telekinesis."

- Sadat X & Grand Puba - Next Spot

"You're paranoid because you're a son like Elroy."

- Gangstarr - Mass Appeal

A lot of assumptions are made...

You can't deny. Make your move. M-O-V-E ( Read more... )

I won the lottery. You're invited to my pizza party. You fuckin freeloader.

The End.

I helped a little boy tie his shoelaces and cross the street. He got served.

              True Lies (1994)

( The truth serum scene from an on-line screenplay )