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[chained_dog]

Okay.

Whoever is leaving puppy themed items outside my apartment had better knock it the fuck off. It's not funny in the slightest, and I will not hesitate to put a bullet in your skull(s) if you keep it up.

....I should have never mentioned the dog.

[[feel free to claim as your doing. XD;;;]]

Comments

[colony_brat]

(ooc: Sweet! No one's claimed this! Duo would so do this. How long has it been going on?)

Puppy doesn't like presents?

[chained_dog]

[[:D only a little bit. probably since their conversation regarding the dog? XD]]

When it's a food dish and a bag of puppy chow, no.

[colony_brat]

(ooc: Well Duo was in a coma for a while so I wanted ta make sure it wasn't going on then.)

Well, you don't seem ta want a collar. Would the puppy like a nice ball to play fetch with?

[chained_dog]

It's only a metephor!

[im_the_cute_one]

[You're giving Miu obnoxious ideas.]

What kind of items?

[chained_dog]

Items needed for raising a dog.

[im_the_cute_one]

Maybe it's because you bark.

[chained_dog]

I don't all the time.

[alicethecullen]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but... Someone's leaving a series of gifts on your threshold, and you're threatening them for it?

Also... 'The dog'?

[chained_dog]

They're anything but.

[alicethecullen]

And how do you figure that?

[chained_dog]

That's no concern of yours.