XIOMARA

[chained_lady]

James Potter and Severus Snape just came in here looking all kinds of banged up and unhappy and white as sheets then Snape wouldn't let Pomfrey touch him and I don't even know about Potter, except Snape and Pomfrey had words over him which was strange but anyway I think he is not in his right mind (Snape that is, not Potter) and I'm worried about

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[stopperdeath]

I am always in my right mind, you interfering bint. If you would stop your eavesdropping for one fucking second you might have realized your poor James was allergic to the arrowroot on my robes, and Pomfrey's thyme salve on that rash would have made him ill for a month.

You're fucking welcome.

And if there is one person in the world I am in no humour to tolerate, it's Xiomara fucking Hooch.

[chained_lady]

Why must you always be so unpleasant when people are trying to be nice to you? Do you really not want friends so much? How could I NOT overhear when you were SHOUTING not two feet from my bed? I could hear what you said very well, thank you, and I'm sure that all of Potter's friends appreciate your mentioning that to Pomfrey. I am merely trying to make sure that you are all right, as well.

And if there is one person in the world that can tolerate you when you behave in such a manner, it is Xiomara Hooch.

[hawkeyed]

An, it's not that I'm questioning your judgement, but it looks to me like Severus isn't really in the mood for a pleasant chat. I might pass.

[chained_lady]

Xiomara, he is the sort of man that has no idea what is good for him, who in fact actively runs from it.

Believe me, I understand the type.

GO TO HIM. NOW.

[hawkeyed]

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All right.