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[chainedlotus]

Hey Harry, would I be allowed to take your pet skull out for some fresh air?

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[scroll_heir]

Are you insane?

[chainedlotus]

I promised I would atleast ask.

[scroll_heir]

...

Are you insane?

[chainedlotus]

....Maybe.

Would it help my case at all that I agreed to this during the masquerade?

[bazookaboobs]

Pet skull? Harry has a pet scull..?

[chainedlotus]

Sure. Why wouldn't he?

[bazookaboobs]

How can a skull be a pet?

[chainedlotus]

Rocks used to be pets once.

[dunamis_storm]

This wouldn't happen to be the fucking talking skull would it? Damn thing talked to me at the masquerade.

[chainedlotus]

You sure that wasn't someones costume gone wrong like everyone elses? The bunny a few feet down on that table was Orihime and at this school, you never know.

[dunamis_storm]

...Bull shit. Someone would have had to dress as a skeleton and lose a good deal of themselves

[chainedlotus]

Or they were lazy and just wore a skull mask.

[notthatharry]

Oh hell's bells, no wonder he's in such a good mood.

Look, uh, Ren, letting Bob out is a really bad idea. He has a tendency to guide the people he rides to take certain acts they might not otherwise...

Long story short, last time he got out he started an orgy at a sorority house.

[chainedlotus]

Huh. So that's what he meant by riding.

It was during the party that I offered so I wasn't in my right mind to begin with. I told him I would ask you first and it would depend on your answer so, if you think it's a bad idea, it won't happen.

[notthatharry]

Yeah. Spirits like Bob can't lie, but they can omit things.

It's just, Bob's not a bad guy, but he doesn't have a mortal concept of restraint...or tact...or moderation. Anyway, he would listen to whatever constraints I gave him, I'm just not sure you'd want a horny air spirit riding around with you.

[chainedlotus]

...Bob can't lie?

Like I said, your decision. I'm just the ride.

[chainedlotus]

Yeah, for a skeleton like me, don't you think a skull would be a nice touch?