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[chainsawmessiah]

So much has happened in the last few weeks. I'm suprised I haven't jumped on this by now. In 2 days I went to my best friend from college's bachelor party which involved my first visit to a strip club. After the initial shock that the non jock element of the party had at first we settled in(right in the reserved section directly in front mind you)

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[itsyrfuneral]

Rubbing wax fruit all over myself sounds hot. Can I pay someone several hundred dollars for the privilege? Hahaha.
I have never been to a strip club either.

[chainsawmessiah]

Your paying people for the illusion that they like you and care what your saying. I can do that for free in my head.
I must have hurt there feelings when I was nodding off during there sets. Trust me give me 200 bucks and ill rub a pear on you. Don't touch the pear or you'll be booted out.

Jack Lalanne's Power Juicer in lieu of a wood-chipper.

[itsyrfuneral]

It seems like it would be one of the most sad things ever. So hollow it must echo in time to the Lords of Acid on the P.A.

Re: Jack Lalanne's Power Juicer in lieu of a wood-chipper.

[chainsawmessiah]

How poignant.

It was very sad actually. Men(and some women) blinded only but what was in front of them and the women who were happy to give it them and yet sad to be there.