My Perfect Girl

[chairmangao]

Remember that "No girls until college" thought? Yup. While I really have no interest in having a girlfriend now for many reasons, my friend has suggested that I keep an eye open. So I shall. The following are some characteristics that my perfect, ideal girl MUST have * drumroll

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hello

[anonymous]

congradulations.. you are a freak =)
Yidan

hey there!!

[anonymous]

omg! *HIT* this is, like, AMAZING!!! *HIT HIT HIT* can you believe it? I FINALLY found my DREAM guy! I mean, like, it's just soooo crazy. He basically painted a picture of me!! besides the chattermouth and incredibly annoying part, because i KNOW i could just NEVER be annoying!!!!! i dO wRyTe lYk dIs sUm oF dA tYm bUt i knO daT iT's sUmtYmS dIfFicUlT tO reAd....*HIT HIT HIT* mr chairmangao, i really would like to meet you!!! *HIT HIT HIT*i never use perfume, and shampooing my beautiful dreadlocks?? never!!! at least, i call them dread locks, some incredible sissies call it tangles. i don't know what they're talking about. i know i am a beautiful woman. how could i not be? *HIT HIT HIT* oh, and you like to drink? omg, that is soo great, since i get drunk every night! it causes a terrible hangover in the morning, but i think it's ok. besides, then i don't have to worry about what i wear. i always wear a bright florescent pink dress with white polkadots and a blue blouse underneath. *HIT HIT HIT*i KNOW we'll get along RIGHT away!!! why

[baekkyunglove]

* This brilliant idea (and some requirements) were stolen from an unbrilliant person. Thank you, Cookies.

Today must be opposite day :)

4. Wears the same thing everyday.
6. Cross-eyed and drunk all the time

I fit those two perfectly. And by the way Jimmy, you're not supposed to be looking for the perfect girl. You're supposed to be trying to be my perfect man. So keep your eyes shut, and don't take a shower for the rest of the year. I know you can do it.

[anonymous]

Yeah great James you're weird. I hope you find the girl of your dreams.