i have a movie ticket

[chairontheball]

The other day I was walking down the sidewalk and I saw a cricket so I knelt down to pick it up, and I noticed he looked rather familiar. It was Jiminy Cricket! He told me this story about a wooden boy. Then we had sex. The end. Oh and I did crack with him because he asked me to. And I said NO WAY MAN. I don't do crack. Then I went to the grocery

Comments

[arent_you_angel]

l0l0l, wh0 r u?

[xsimply_elegant]

I was wondering the same thing

[washmymind]

...I like grass.

[whiteandblack]

our grass is dying cause its winter
but i like it

[ex_december_26]

considering sperm can live up to 48 hours after ejaculated, if you stuck it in your vagina then you very well could be pregnant

[ash_hole_]

who are you?