- pimping post

Sep 01, 2021 16:53

HEY YOU!
Yes, you, with the glorious face staring at your computer screen.

You've clicked it obviously if you can see this text, now let me smother you in information.

FIRST CLICK THIS as we need the right music to get in the mood.

So if you've been in Vatheon, you have at least once encountered THIS douchebag here:



If you haven't, why not? He loves making friends.

You're probably thinking to yourself now "WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?" Well I will TELL YOU.

His name is Kikuchi Hiro and he is the character this journal belongs to. Nice guy, really!

This post? It's to promote his canon, an 11 episode long jdrama called "Clone Baby" and it's... about clones.

WHO KILL EACH OTHER FOR FUN AND PROFIT.

In life you are handed one chair! One chair which gives you a place in this entire universe. These clones? HAVE TO FIGHT FOR THEIR OWN CHAIR argh blargh knife to the gut.



Ominous chair is ominous.

In this canon, Hiro here is a bit of the antagonist. He likes messing with people's lives! Mostly this guy:



MISTER KING OF DUMBFACES HIMSELF, AOYAGI MASAMUNE.



(It's his "Hiro, stop being a dick" face.)

Then this happens:



And that's pretty much the first ten minutes of episode one! YAY BEING PUSHED OFF OF BUILDINGS.



Poor Masamune.

NEXT UP ON THE CHARACTER LIST IS THIS PRETTY LADY OVER HERE:



Marika! God, she is pretty.

SHE IS THE GIRL WHO IS BASICALLY LINEFACING AT ALL THE STUPID BOYS.

Because they are stupid boys.

Eternally stuck in the position of "I wasn't even supposed to be here today", she is in love with that guy up there -- the king of dumb faces.

BUT DOES THAT PARTICULARLY MATTER? NO. WHY?

BECAUSE THIS:



When you've got a sociopath clone dubbing himself your "stalker" and trying to badtouch you in staircases, it POSES A BIT OF A PROBLEM.

But, hehe, I won't go too much into that.

NEXT UP ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE IN THIS SHOW WHO ALSO HAVE PROBLEMS IS

THIS

GUY:



Wait no--



Ah, wrong one...



GOD DAMNIT.



HI BEST FRIEND.

Yes, you heard me right. Meet Gota, Hiro's best friend -- they grew up together! Played pretend, made pinky finger promises, got matching necklaces. That sort of thing.



See? Cuteness.

ANYWAY, who else should I introduce--

There are a variety of other characters, such as this kid:



Who pretty much stays home all day, sits at his computer, and hacks government websites.

\o_o/ Go figure.

Anyone else I will subject you all to will come with watching his canon.

NOW YOU MUST BE THINKING TO YOURSELF "Where do I watch this ridiculous and amazing looking canon and app Squee castmates so she can bask in their murderous glory?"

Out of the generousness of my heart, I have already provided you such an answer.

HERE

In that megaupload folder, there are all 11 episodes of Clone Baby RAW and a .zip file of the soft subs. You might be asking "But Squee, what are soft subs?" I won't answer that! Instead I will link you to this.

Happy watching!

- pimping, ! ooc

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