All is well with prescription medications; they are not as ironic as I had once thought. I now truly know what the term constipation means. Not because I am experiencing constipation, but rather because I just looked the term up in a dictionary. All is not as I assumed it to be. My world has been turned upside down, my dreams shattered.

I have

...I was sitting in a classroom. I knew I was out of place when I looked up and saw the chalkboard read TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS FIVE. Needless to say the teacher was a bit of a SCATTERBRAIN. She kept ordering the class to SIT DOWN, STAND UP, which she explained was a great method of learning calculus. By the time she was done with us it was in THE ( Read more... )

With the release of the new Radiohead album coming up this summer look for more bizarre subject lines (like the one above) from me. I'm going to go ahead and take a bit more optimistic stance on the albums tracks (at least the few I’ve heard) than Jeff did. I think it's going to be an amazing album, I'm glad they decided to take a step out of the ( Read more... )

When I think of people who are the total opposite of "phat" I think of Andrew. He is soooo not a player...yo. If he has something to say to that he better step up and recognize or else...nothing will be recognized. Word to your mothers...and fathers. While you're at it give a word to your whole family...cousins, grandparents as well. Peace. I'm out ( Read more... )

This is me trying to get back onto livejournal. I updated about four weeks ago but that was just a measly quiz result, nothing of substance really. Updating and commenting on livejournal was fun back in the day. Now that I have a few more friends on my page it might be worth it to get more involved again. Six or seven weeks ago I got into an ( Read more... )

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If I want to go get some beer I can rob the store. I don't have an ID. That's why I'd have to steal the beer. I don't have a car at the moment either so I'd probably have to car jack someone. That's alright though.

I started around 12:30, stayed up till 8 in the morning. Took a little nap, skipped class. Watched the rest. Today I am no longer a boy but a man because I have watched all 26 episodes of Cowboy Bebop.



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I just realized today that I've been using herbal essences shampoo for over a year now. The same shampoo that is marketed as the "vibrator of hair detergents." I mean sure I get off when I use it, but it's probably because I jack off in the shower every morning ( Read more... )

Have you ever had any troubles in your life? Blame it on the Belgians. Get a failing grade on a test? Blame it on the Belgians. Got arrested for a DUI? Blame it on the Belgians. It's those damn dirty Belgians, sitting in their palaces of gold, controlling all our lives. I for one am not going to take it any more. I call for a revolt, let us cast ( Read more... )