This is like the poor man's Poop Senders, except you're limited to sending shit, literally or figuratively, to snail mail spammers. Personally I'd like to mail these people a piss box. It's a top-opening box with a full-depth lid. A sealed bag filled with piss (or any of a number of other liquids) is placed in the box's bottom, which has the corners cut out. Razors are placed in the bottom inside corners of the lid, and carefully lowered onto the bottom half. The idea is that when it's opened, the razors will slice through the bag and leak out all the contents - very, very quickly.
Y'know, with all the fanfare conservation of trees is getting, it's as though these fuckers don't know they're a dying breed, and are trying desperately to hold on. Sort of reminds me of the end of the era of the redbox, which really was the precursor to the end of the payphone era. Maybe that means those postal workers will be replaced by robots. Postal robots. Postal robots delivering piss boxes. Piss boxes for all! =0)
I see this not so much as an angry gesture as a release. These people are parts of a machine that they have no control over. This machine generates waste and begs for change. I sort of respect the absolute nature of it. I worked for a few of these companies and no that even if they wanted to they really couldn't stop being what they are. There are too many levels that move independent of the whole. In this action I am just utilizing a loophole in the engines of greed to give away some parts of my life that I have no use for. I've started cataloging things that will be expelled back through the waste portal. The money this costs them benefits us all.
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This is like the poor man's Poop Senders, except you're limited to sending shit, literally or figuratively, to snail mail spammers. Personally I'd like to mail these people a piss box. It's a top-opening box with a full-depth lid. A sealed bag filled with piss (or any of a number of other liquids) is placed in the box's bottom, which has the corners cut out. Razors are placed in the bottom inside corners of the lid, and carefully lowered onto the bottom half. The idea is that when it's opened, the razors will slice through the bag and leak out all the contents - very, very quickly.
Y'know, with all the fanfare conservation of trees is getting, it's as though these fuckers don't know they're a dying breed, and are trying desperately to hold on. Sort of reminds me of the end of the era of the redbox, which really was the precursor to the end of the payphone era. Maybe that means those postal workers will be replaced by robots.
Postal robots.
Postal robots delivering piss boxes.
Piss boxes for all!
=0)
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The money this costs them benefits us all.
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