Wide Release Was Never An Option (X-Men: First Class RPF)

Sep 08, 2011 08:46

Fandom: X-Men: First Class (RPF)
Title: Wide Release Was Never An Option
Pairing: James McAvoy/Michael Fassbender (UST), Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr, various film pairings
Rating: R
Word Count: 1600
Warnings: none
Content: voyeurism, pornography
Summary: For this prompt: The two of them watch a X-Men: First Class porno spinoff, and then sex.
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*fandom: x-men: first class, pairing: charles xavier/erik lehnsherr, rating: r, *fandom: rpf, pairing: james mcavoy/michael fassbender, content: pornography

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camellie September 8 2011, 15:00:02 UTC
I loved the banter between Michael and James. The porn was hilarious! :'D

This cries for a sequel.

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camellie September 8 2011, 15:34:41 UTC
Thank you for reading! I admit I only wrote this entire thing just to use the phrase X-Men: First Ass. I would pay actual money for a porn spinoff to be financed.

No plans for a sequel, but if I do end up writing one, I will be sure to post it to mcfassy!

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camellie September 8 2011, 15:36:57 UTC
LOL, I think that's what makes it so funny. It all fits so well, I mean Assbender? Come on! :D

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camellie September 8 2011, 15:45:49 UTC
HE HAS THE POWER TO BEND ASSES TO HIS IRON WILL

AND BY IRON WILL I MEAN PENIS

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mander3_swish September 8 2011, 16:49:27 UTC
Oh my goodness....I'd buy that ;)

yes sequel....or alternate ending...maybe some deleted scenes?

love the titles and the names...mcfassy's banter...priceless.

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mander3_swish September 9 2011, 07:36:36 UTC
I would buy that spinoff, too! I don't think I'm going to write more from the RPF standpoint, but if the inspiration strikes, I may write up a scene or two from the spinoff itself.

Thank you for reading!

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anonymous September 9 2011, 07:38:46 UTC
I would spend money on that, too! A shame it doesn't actually exist, but surely our imaginations could come up with better than Hollywood would?

Thank you for reading, and I'm very glad you liked this. :)

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shayzgirl September 8 2011, 17:41:39 UTC
This was fantastic. <3 :D

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shayzgirl September 9 2011, 07:39:18 UTC
Thank you! :) I appreciate you taking the time to comment!

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azryal September 8 2011, 21:47:05 UTC
So. Much. What...fun? Funny? UST?

Extremely enjoyable read. And I'd totally buy that movie. Have you shopped the screenplay around????

Mae

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azryal September 9 2011, 07:11:13 UTC
Thank you, I'm very glad you liked this!

I'm not sure how much dialogue there would actually be in that screenplay -- mostly just "fuck" and "god" and "yes" and "groovy." But I'll keep it in mind. XD How I wish that spinoff existed IRL!

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