whats the deal with airplane food?

[chalupita]

So today I read Cosmopolitan from front cover to back. No mascara ad was left ungrazed, no pregnant ex-celebrity forgotten. Half of the articles were about how to please "him", and the other half were self improvment on how to please yourself.You know the type, tips on how to have better eyebrows and shinnier hair and be slimmer and more toned and

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[gport15]

Oh cosmo. Once in a while Eryn will purchase cosmo and she will read it to us around a campfire. It's just like the good ol' days in costa rica. Lots of excellent tips...

[yampampooz]

"self improvment is masturbation"-tyler durden