It is so good.

JediKids: Oh, Anakin, you're here to save us!
Anakin: That's right, kids! Just one question first...
Jedikids: Okay!
Anakin: What did the five fingers say to the face, kids?
Jedikids: I dunno, Anakin! What?
Anakin: I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!

*VRUZJHOOM*

Every morning I've got a new chance ( Read more... )

Windmill, windmill
For the land
Learn forever
Hand in hand.
Take it all in
On your stride
It is sticking,
Falling down.
Love forever,
Love is free;
Let's turn forever,
You and me.
Windmill, windmill
For the land -
Is everybody in?

"`I was the librarian who spent 12 hours a day in the library and yet somehow I met George." ~Laura Bush

'You see, he was governer at the time, and was there to put the first spade in the ground for the new apartment complex/strip mall/megachurch they were bulldozing my library over to build....'

Your Taste in Music:

80's Alternative: Highest Influence90's Hip Hop: Highest InfluenceSka: Highest Influence90's Pop: High Influence90's Rock: High InfluencePunk: High InfluenceR&B: High Influence80's Pop: Medium Influence80's R&B: Medium Influence80's Rock: Medium Influence90's Alternative: Medium InfluenceAdult Alternative: Medium Influence ( Read more... )

In a nationally televised rally sponsored by the Family Research Council on Sunday night, one called the congressional tactic of delaying debate, or blocking legislation, "judicial tyranny to people of faith ( Read more... )

Ever wish you could take the word 'I' out of your vocabulary?

Scotty doesn't know
That Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him she's at church,
And she doesn't go,
But still,she's on her knees
And Scotty doesn't know.

Don't tell Scotty

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Especially if, instead of a woman, it's a gang of women who've been officially classified as Noisy Wiccans and Goths.

*grumblegrumble*