Comments | chamekke: FIC: Knot for All the Tea in China

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FIC: Knot for All the Tea in China

Jul 12, 2012 08:31

Title: Knot for All the Tea in China
Author: chamekke
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Rating: Naughty.
Word count: 1,069 (!).
Special thanks: To grassle for being my, erm, beta.
Note: Written for archea2's Non-Porn Porn Fest (and also posted to AO3). The kink: knotting.

( ''I reckon you could do with a touch of my dowel, you saucy minx,'' Lestrade dimpled. )

genre: crack, my fanworks, my fanfic, groups: private, pairing: john/lestrade, fandom: bbc sherlock, fanfic

Comments 43

thirdbird_fic July 12 2012, 20:26:40 UTC

I am going blue trying not to shriek aloud so that I don't have to explain WHAT'S SO FUNNY MOM

*dies*

AND YOU JUST. KEPT. GOING! You amaze me. <3

chamekke July 13 2012, 07:24:38 UTC

AND YOU JUST. KEPT. GOING! You amaze me. <3

Erm, you're talking to Lestrade, right? ;-)

(Thank you!)

coveredinbeez July 12 2012, 20:38:57 UTC

OH MY GOD! This has ruined my life.

(How did "this has ruined my life" become a compliment? Fandom, you so weird.)

chamekke July 13 2012, 07:31:09 UTC

But no one has paid me this compliment before, though, so... *punches the air* I've ruined a life! Thank you! Woot! (Up till now my personal best was ruining grassle's mascara!)

fern_tree July 12 2012, 22:11:46 UTC

............ I love you.

chamekke July 13 2012, 07:32:40 UTC

I love you too <333

draycevixen July 12 2012, 23:38:59 UTC

The ton of punnage has left me exhausted too. Move over Lestrade. :D

chamekke July 13 2012, 07:34:23 UTC

Erm, thank you? *proffers the guest china*

draycevixen July 13 2012, 17:09:02 UTC

There was a longer comment here when I hit post, I swear there was. *headdesk*

All about the Scottish craft and such.

Yes, I enjoyed it, thank you.

chamekke July 14 2012, 04:20:06 UTC

♥ ♥ ♥

severinne July 13 2012, 04:51:50 UTC

Holy crap, woman, you are made of awesome. Or possibly banana bread beer, but either way, this is fantastic, in every brilliant sense of the term. I have no idea when knotting became such a prevalent fandom "thing" but this has to be the best interpretation I've seen to date.

"Spider plants," he moaned, launching himself into John's willing embrace.

Though that was the bit where I basically just lost it and fell over laughing. :D

chamekke July 13 2012, 07:43:38 UTC

Thank you! ♥

What can I say, I have a hate/hate relationship with spider plants. The only macramé I've ever lived with was a monstrously ugly plant hanger in my childhood home, and... yes, it held a spider plant. That would not die. *shudders*

I'd been dying to do something on knotting for ages, so this non-porn pornfest was a gift from heaven. Next up: tit torture! *starts rounding up small birds*