Just woke up from a dream involving a Kenny Rogers cassette, a 72" cockroach, a vending machine, and getting robbed at machete-point while working as a waitress for the summer in some desert climate. Gahh.

(Was just eerie until the stick-up and the cockroach, both of which were shortly before I woke up.)

Dear brain: WTF?!

Happy birthday, cg504!

If I'm really tired, but I try to fake being awake and peppy when I get into work today, will the two cancel each other out and I'll end up seeming vaguely normal (for me, anyway)?

Happy birthday to my friend Marc and to dshadow (long time no see)!

Happy Birthday to lilyofthewest and forexample!

Happy Independence Day!I shall be celebrating by staying the heck away from downtown DC and spending the day being lazy, with the possible truly ambitious goal of heading out to Target to get more toilet paper at some point ( Read more... )

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Apparently this one's making the rounds. Is cute. Listen.

Monday coming too soon.

Two-day weekends are not long enough.

Having classes through the summer is not a brilliant idea.

Battery-recharges need to have enough time to happen between terms.

Happy birthday, njg00!

(Also, Happy Father's Day to the dads out there!)

If I could afford it as a regular part of my shopping, I'd so get a ball of mozzarella just to pull pieces from and snack on ( Read more... )