If you had the choice of champagne instead of liquor, what would you choose ( Read more... )

I'm standing here, looking down at my hands, bloodied by the destruction before me. I've finally realized that this is my fault, the things that are happening to me. What the fuck did I do to start this shit? What did I do to become this? Who did this to me? Did I to it to myself? I don't know what's more sick, what I do to other people, or what I' ( Read more... )

I'll tell you what I saw the other day, and this is the truth. I saw a woman put a sticker on her car, a sticker that said "Kerry Edwards, 2004!" Well, of course, I was disgusted, but I decided not to lose my temper over this idiocy. Moments later, I watched her pull out into the road (I was sitting in my car listening to music.) and a truck hit ( Read more... )

Well, hello there, chaps! I'd like to tell y'all a little bit (or most) of my day. Let's see, where do I begin? Oh, I know! Waking up! Suddenly, my eyes opened to the sound of my obnoxious father telling me to wake up to get ready for school. A few moments later I heard him complaining about something or another to do with shirts not being in his ( Read more... )

I'd like to inform you all of how much I really enjoy my life. I mean, there's nothing like standing around, feeling superior for awhile, and then having some fat, obnoxious woman tell you to get off her lawn because you're messing up the grass. Well, to the fat obnoxious woman who told me to get off her lawn ( Read more... )

I'd like you all to realize just how much I hate nerds. Oh yes, I happen to hate nerds. Believe it or not, I don't consider myself a nerd, and neither does anybody else I know. Well, maybe a few, but only because they're idiots. Upon first glance, I'm not a nerd, and that's all that matters in society nowadays. All people care about is the first ( Read more... )