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[champagneoreos]

Today i am at home, partly because I am still sick and headachy and sneezy and do not want to have a relapse of the whole over 103 fever thing and have more crackhead random hallucinations in which spongebob is standing in my room being all seethrough and blurry and generally acting like a moron, partly because I was tired yesterday and didn't want

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[truth_addict]

Sponge-Bob is SUCH a moron. I totally feel for you. My most recent fever dream involved a bunch of monkeys hopping around my living room, swinging on the fan, and knocking shit over, much like the monkey scene in Jumanji, and I was like, "STOP!!! My mama's gonna kill me!!!"