I am a cliché.

[chanfaina]

Today at the post office -- at the Beverly Hills post office, of course -- I opened my wallet and a moth crawled out of the change pocket.

I squashed it before anyone could see.

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[lawgeekgurl]

if the next time you tell a joke you can hear actual crickets chirping, I'd worry.

[burning_brain]

Take solace in the knowledge that somewhere in heaven Jack Benny is beaming.