hey i found out that my mom's blood sugar got so low today that she collapsed

awesome, thanks so much God

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I hate being gay

and I hate gay people (except the ones that happen to be my friends, of course)

yup

but I love being big

and if the shallow f*gs can't handle a big guy, fuck'em

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I recommend the movie "Once" to everyone

it's beautiful

this makes Three (technically 2)

So...

I just realized that in the fuckin Chili's commercial, the bitch playing the hostess who says "Welcome To Chili's!" is Mercedes from America's Next Top Model cycle 2

She was the first runner up in that season...

and now she's a .5 second cameo in a Chili's commercial

Thanks Tyra Banks for putting hopes and dreams into all of us...

he was always a rather stupidly optimistic man, I'm afraid it came a great SHOCK to him when he died, but his head had been cut off, and so had his... you know

Lame

and it's prolly gonna suck