I wrote a story.
Because there's never as much homework at the VERY BEGINNING of classes as right before them. That makes no sense. Why are schools so weird?
Well I wrote a story because I was bored. And it's clearly brilliant because I wrote it, so you should all
Once upon a time there was a very handsome prince who all the princesses wanted to marry. But he was such an amazing prince that not just ANY princess would do. He wanted the absolutely best princess that ever lived-the prettiest, nicest, smartest, most interesting princess on the face of the planet.
So he decided to undergo an epic quest, because that’s what princes in fairytale do and he knew that was the ONLY way to find someone so perfect that they could match him. Because really, that sort of thing isn’t all that common.
He crossed oceans and climbed mountains all by himself until he got to a castle where he had to battle a dragon with flying monkey minions just in order to get inside! But of course, he was strong and brave and knew that it would be worth all the hard work.
Once he got inside it wasn’t easy either. It was one giant maze and there were puzzles and they were really hard. Especially the ones that were like, riddles because the ONE THING he wasn’t very good at was literary interpretation. But that wasn’t all that bad because he just knew the beautiful princess in the tower would make up for that.
In the end, he had to knock out the evil sphinx with tennis because she was getting in his way of true happiness.
Anyway, he then climbed the last of the stairs and swept the princess off hi-her feet and they lived happily ever after and he never had to deal with all the excess suitors again.
THE END.
Well I wrote a story because I was bored. And it's clearly brilliant because I wrote it, so you should all
Once upon a time there was a very handsome prince who all the princesses wanted to marry. But he was such an amazing prince that not just ANY princess would do. He wanted the absolutely best princess that ever lived-the prettiest, nicest, smartest, most interesting princess on the face of the planet.
So he decided to undergo an epic quest, because that’s what princes in fairytale do and he knew that was the ONLY way to find someone so perfect that they could match him. Because really, that sort of thing isn’t all that common.
He crossed oceans and climbed mountains all by himself until he got to a castle where he had to battle a dragon with flying monkey minions just in order to get inside! But of course, he was strong and brave and knew that it would be worth all the hard work.
Once he got inside it wasn’t easy either. It was one giant maze and there were puzzles and they were really hard. Especially the ones that were like, riddles because the ONE THING he wasn’t very good at was literary interpretation. But that wasn’t all that bad because he just knew the beautiful princess in the tower would make up for that.
In the end, he had to knock out the evil sphinx with tennis because she was getting in his way of true happiness.
Anyway, he then climbed the last of the stairs and swept the princess off hi-her feet and they lived happily ever after and he never had to deal with all the excess suitors again.
THE END.