[Audio]
HAPPY ST.PATRICKS DAY DUDES!
For those of you don't know, St. Patricks day is a holiday we celebrate in America in honor of the Irish people who brought us lots of great potato dishes, kilts, sexy Irish accents, and pretty much invented the color green which is my favorite for obvious reasons.
We also celebrate it in honor of St. Patrick who was like Robin Hood or an early old fashioned super hero robbing from the Rich Scottish and giving to the poor Irish. He was totally awesome and one time he saved the country of Ireland from the Loch Ness Monster!
Anyway to celebrate adults drink beer and party and wear green and sing songs and stuff. Kids can do all that except the beer stuff. If you're not wearing green though people might pinch you and you gotta accept it because you're being a humbug!
Also if you see any rainbows today try to get to the end of them, there should be like a pot of gold or a leprechaun or something.
For those of you who don't know what a leprechaun is, he's like a little Irish midget dude who is magic and if you catch him he has to grant you three wishes or give you a pot of gold and I think sometimes they turn evil and if you feed them after midnight they turn into Chupacabra and eat goats.
So Happy St. Patties day! Have a great time! We'll be celebrating out on the front lawn of the Hinata and Silver Dragon's inn with a big feast tonight if you're interested!
For those of you don't know, St. Patricks day is a holiday we celebrate in America in honor of the Irish people who brought us lots of great potato dishes, kilts, sexy Irish accents, and pretty much invented the color green which is my favorite for obvious reasons.
We also celebrate it in honor of St. Patrick who was like Robin Hood or an early old fashioned super hero robbing from the Rich Scottish and giving to the poor Irish. He was totally awesome and one time he saved the country of Ireland from the Loch Ness Monster!
Anyway to celebrate adults drink beer and party and wear green and sing songs and stuff. Kids can do all that except the beer stuff. If you're not wearing green though people might pinch you and you gotta accept it because you're being a humbug!
Also if you see any rainbows today try to get to the end of them, there should be like a pot of gold or a leprechaun or something.
For those of you who don't know what a leprechaun is, he's like a little Irish midget dude who is magic and if you catch him he has to grant you three wishes or give you a pot of gold and I think sometimes they turn evil and if you feed them after midnight they turn into Chupacabra and eat goats.
So Happy St. Patties day! Have a great time! We'll be celebrating out on the front lawn of the Hinata and Silver Dragon's inn with a big feast tonight if you're interested!