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[chant_du_cygne]

I have ants in my flat. No, I have no idea how they got there. I've kept the place rather clean. I think.

I've tried the cleaning charm, but they just keep on spawning. Then I wanted to explode them, but I'd accidentally explode something in my flat too, so that wouldn't work. When I tried the summoning charm, they all came flying at me and I

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[chant_du_cygne]

I'm not going to use a Muggle vacuum.

*squished ant on scroll*

Sorry about that. No, they're normal, annoying black ants.

[nomudbloods]

The buggers are like mudbloods, aren't they? Can't quite get rid of them.

[chant_du_cygne]

At least Mudbloods don't invade your kitchen and get in all the food.

[nomudbloods]

No, mudbloods invade your cities and steal your jobs.

[pataee04]