So um... stuff from yesterday first ( Read more... )

I'm in third period again. Fun times. I can't do this essay we're supposed to do, and we don't even have to turn it in! But Mr. Hart is all like, "Just do it."

Me: I keep reminding my mom to fill out that parent response sheet, but she keeps forgetting.
Mr. Hart: Well, you should just shove it in her face and be like, "Sign it, sign it!!"
Me: I can't ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm so glad Mr. Pettit showed up today. If he hadn't, I probably would've... I dunno. Cried a lot, I know.

Some of you may not know, but Friday evening, I emailed him (which he didn't reply to directly, as you'll soon see).

Mr. Pettit,

This may sound strange, but I had a dream. And for lack of a softer way to put it, it was that you died. Like ( Read more... )

 I had a dream last night. It was that Mr. Pettit died, and they were having an open casket viewing. There weren't a lot of people there, which saddened me, but I was there with Ashleigh. His wife and kids were there, of course. I didn't start crying until I actually looked at him, and eventually, his wife told me I had to leave because I was ( Read more... )

Is it bad that I actually can't remember half the stuff that I laughed about in first period? I remember someone talking about heroine, and Mr. Pettit was joking about shooting it up in his eye. And he's like, "I really don't get how someone could do that. "Yeah, I'm cool; I don't shoot up in my arm, I do it in my eye. -makes motions like he's ( Read more... )

Mr. Pettit: -walks in- Guten Morgen.
Everyone: -looks at me, expecting me to react-
Me: ... Good morning to you too, Mr. Pettit.
Everyone: ... -eyeroll-

IT'S LIKE THEY THINK I'M STUPID IN GERMAN. LIKE IT MATTERS. IT'S GOVERNMENT CLASS, NOT GERMAN I. GEEZ.

Anyway. No Ryan again today. Nothing else exciting happened, really. Yay. 

More desk-jumping today. And once again, it was during notes. He said something about… something, and then he just jumps up on the desk is like, “And then there’d be a cry of ‘Viva la Revolution!’ -pauses to look around, then grins- That’s what the French say.” Yeah, like we couldn’t tell that was French, loser ( Read more... )

Solike, nothing much really happened today. We had this odd conversation about some guy taking his dried up feces and using it to sprinkle on some doughnuts at some shop and like... he'd just stay and watch to see who'd buy them for a little bit. Then we talked about about some guy who owned a bakery who put his semen in cake batter... Then we ( Read more... )

-sigh- Today was going fine, you know? Fun times in first period and stuff, and the usual 'No-Josh-until-4th-period' thing. Well, let me talk about the good things before I mention the bad thing ( Read more... )

This is crazy. Today in Mr. Pettit's, I heard him say something about knowing German, and I just so happen to have my two little German dictionaries with me. SO ( Read more... )