i invented bands with platinum albums to offically sponser my livejournal...its awesome...fake, but awesome...you can go to my actual physical journal and there is this "about this journal" box or something like that and in there i put in the offical sponcers of this journal...offical...like endorsed on the television/radio/pre recorded wax ( Read more... )

dear state farm auto appraisals department ( Read more... )

dear god ( Read more... )

so i'm driving along route 80 east, coming home from montclair...and i'm listening to led zeppelin "kashmir" and i'm going the speed limit ( Read more... )

while i was taking a shower this morning, i came upon an amazing conclusion...the internet is the perfect tool for vindictive revenge...because you can look people up, and send them e-mails and then delete the account that you sent them the e-mail from and basically just make someone feel like an asshole ( Read more... )

i think this is the first time in a really long time that i have actually had my itunes open while on the internet...i'm afraid of pissing off the internet...i approach it with a cross between the reverence of stepping into the presence of god and inching closer to a spider so i can crush its ectoskeleton with a dictionary...i haven't had aim up in ( Read more... )

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about two more days left in july, and then it is august ( Read more... )

i am getting really tired of the people at work...i had some woman who was about two steps away from being behind the counter while i made her fucking drink ( Read more... )