a thought upon watching "return of the jedi" for the five hundredth time...

Jan 10, 2008 01:16

...if luke skywalker can use his jedi telekinesis to levitate c-3po to fool the ewoks into thinking him a deity, why can't he use his jedi telekinesis to undo the ropes binding him to the ewok cooking spit, get back his lightsaber and show the ewoks who's boss?

and why did it take me twenty three years to figure this out?

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dramabsb January 10 2008, 13:28:24 UTC
The ewoks have rope tying abilities that are far superior to the Force.

And Luke's an idiot.

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anijen21 January 10 2008, 13:58:53 UTC
I've found that any answer to a plot hole in star wars is basically "because the force is mysterious"

but I don't actually think that works here...luke was just being silly

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yoshimi January 10 2008, 14:47:58 UTC
i think it's a telekinesis dexterity issue. he must have failed his roll.

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brermatt January 10 2008, 15:01:32 UTC
The answer is quite simple.

Luke Skywalker, like Javi, must point at things.

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leftover_hobbit January 10 2008, 20:48:25 UTC
Good answer!

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1oldmanfan January 10 2008, 15:15:44 UTC
Obviously Jedi aren't bred for brains.

*g

Bob/OMF

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