Japan even complains better than we do.

[chaos_r]

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Well, come to think of it,
I've been playing the same old stage so many times now,
And I die at the same old spot everytime.
Not Giving up just yet! I'm gonna take the risk of tryin' to cross disappearing blocks,
I fell again, why can't I just get by?!
If I had Item number two, I could pass this part in a second or two,
but each time I try, time I try,
Airman causes me to die!

I can't defeat Airman! 'Cause that tornado always gets the better of me!
I tried to jump behind the jerk and keep firing my blaster at him repeatedly!
But when I did he blew me back to my place, my rapidfire's no match for his tornado's pace!
So next time,
I will wait,
'Till no more I can take
And save my E-Tanks for my last bit of energy!

Well, come to think of it,
Whenever I have only a little bit of energy left,
I tend to use my E-Tanks right then and there...
It's so hard to get to him,
So when I finally get inside of Airman's hideout,
I don't have any more E-Tanks; I won't be spared!
If only I had Leaf Shield,
I could clog his fan with the power I wield,
But each time I try, time I try,
Woodman causes me to die!

I can't defeat Woodman! 'Cause those falling leaves always get the better of me!
I try to keep my distance from him, but everytime I do, he just gets closer to me,
For a big robot made of wood, it surprised me he could outrun me the way he could,
So next time,
I will wait,
'Till no more I can take
And save my E-Tanks for my last bit of energy!

Song: Airman Ga Taosenai (Can't Defeat Airman), TEAM NEKOKAN
Translation: Sparx1