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[the_real_eris]

 
If you would like to make Allah cry, chant mantras and do breath-counting exercises. Any polysyllabic mantra chanted outloud or within one's mind, constantly, will be fit for this purpose.

And say "Shankar" once a day
P.S. "If you see Allah on a road, just say: I am not afraid of you, no no no I am not."

Comments

[consortofvenus]

Ok, now this is fun. Especially since I adore the Yezidi religion. What about that would make him cry (chapter and verse would be fine; I have a copy of the Koran) and what does Shankar mean?

[the_real_eris]

Google it

[consortofvenus]

I did. Got nothin'.