Snake sodomy guys face life

Two Long Island teens charged with brutally sodomizing a mentally handicapped man with a plumbing snake earlier this month face life in prison after being hit with upgraded charges yesterday.
     Michael Lunsford, 17, and Steven Rodriguez, 19, allegedly followed a bowling-alley employee into the Shirley Lanes' ( Read more... )

SO WHAT'S THE FUCKING DEAL ASSHOLE?

YOU'RE GONNA HIDE BEHIND THE MASK OF A SEEMINGLY FAMILIAR ENEMY TO SEND US ALL INTO A FRENZY ND THINK IT'S STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN?

WELL IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN SHITBAG!!!

I KNOW IT WAS YOU ND YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE ND YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH YOUR BACK BECUASE THIS IS CROSSING THE FUCKING LINE!!!

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I GOTS CHICKEN POT PIE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

CHOCOLATE PUDDING
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OATMEAL COOKIES
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GOD

I was looking up on wikipedia the re-release of The Nightmare Before Christmas in 3d, and I read this, nd I'm seriously sick to my stomach ( Read more... )

http://www.mamarocks.com/ode_to_the_crocodile_hunter.htm

So today Meow, Burrito, Fish, nd I are going to the 4h fair. See whoever goes there. K laterz.

I ATE A NO NO FISHY BUT IT WAS A SECRET NO NO FISHY ND NOW I'M DEAD ND NEED A HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So for all those who were at Ryan's Field today, I lost $20 on the way back to Burrito's, Idk where I lost it but if anyone found it I'd appreciate it to be ruturned, thanx

After careful scrutiny, it is our understanding that the blonde student was given credit for the answer, but the board of education has warned math teachers to be more explicit in the future.


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