i got an email from my samurai

[chaosmonkeyspam]

My best wishes to all , and your mother, did she aware of your eye-brow? or you clould get over it
by winking at her upon your arrival!?

Never pay attention to any of unknown e-mails.

this is my favorite part! wow, life is cooler than frozen cool-whip

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[chaosmonkeyspam]

wow, phil, that's really awesome, i loved the part where he said "no man has occupied my purse longer than Philip" that Joe dude is really awesome

[neon_dust]

uh...

[humplebee]

if it got any cooler, it would disappear because nothing can exist if its molecules stop vibrating.

when i post anon everyone knows who i am. i swear. its truth.

[anonymous]

jeff IS frozen cool whip. and he takes offense. . . so watch out i guess. he may just get you with his frozen loaf of break when you least expect it.

z!ng

[anonymous]

his loaf of bread, not "break" scuse me.