sooo.....i have a joke.....Descartes walks into a bar...the bartender asked him what he is having....he said scotch....the bartender asked if he would want his scotch on rocks...and Descartes says...I THINK NOT!!!....then POOOFFFF!!!...he dissappeared.....................................for all u people out there who didnt get it....Descartes was ( Read more... )

exams and papers and lots of studying...this is crunch time...i hate crunch time...it really hurts...i shall drink some more coolaid and eat some beef jerky...crap...i ate them all already...bull...its those smurfs...why is my bottled water fizzing...i dont think its suppose to do that...it looks like club soda...i think that means i shouldnt drink ( Read more... )

i come home tomorrow....turkey turkey turkey...gaable gaable gaable....indeed

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i shall soon be coming home in a week...just like last time....thanksgiving...i actually like being here...i wish i could stay here for ever...just bring Sarah over...and im good to go....haha...the freedom....the NO ADULTS....so awesome....its thursday night...what shall i do....nothing..haha....i had to go save one of my friends yesterday...they ( Read more... )

everything here is carolina blue...even the fire trucks and road name signs....anyways...im waiting for my class to began...i have 30 min...i came to my lecture a bit early...so im waiting outside....theres another class going on...its pretty interesting...maybe i shall come here early so i can learn for free...so cool....anyways....im to go now ( Read more... )

HA...i proved it....the dictionary pronounces Salmon as Samon...without the L....but why is this...some people still say Salmon with the L...welll...the asnwer is simple....according to oxford....PEOPLE ARE LAZY....people originally said it with the L but over time people become lazy and didnt want to stick there tongue to the roof of their mouth ( Read more... )

Biology Fact: If a female likes the way a male smells naturally (meaning no cologne) then that is a sign that he is healthy and has good genes. The female will therefore be more attracted to the male sense his smell proves he is healthy and strong and would most likely be an ideal mate to have offspring with. This smell comes from pheremones which ( Read more... )

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....i was watching national geographic...and they were talking about the odd foods people eat in many different countries.....and then they showed the Guinea Pig...and they eat them....and guess which country people eat them............PERU!!!....sorry Diego...i hope u never ate one of those little dudes...haha

so last night was crazy....i didnt go on Franklin...but one thing happened....we were busted for alcohol...not my room in particular....but i still got in trouble...and i shall explain...everyone got busted...accept my room...we were good...and then...when everyone left...this one girl stuck a beer can into my room...which i didnt know about... ( Read more... )