and my unlucky streak continues...

[chaosshinigami]

my glasses broke.
fantastic.

here's the deal.
art gallery with bh tomorrow.

that fortune cookie lied to me.
it fucking lied to me.

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[dramageekwertel]

that's weird. each fortune cookie is carefully planed by a committee of around ten or so highly trained fortune cookie engineers. they're paid to ensure that the fortune cookie is just vague and positive enough to never lie to you. but I guess there's always room for human error.

[blublayze]

What did yours say today? Something about a boyfriend?

Wait wait, I think that was Paul's. Yours was.. promotion! Right! LOCK THE GODDAMN DOOR OR APOCALYPSE DEATH DOOM

Mine: "Don't be hasty. Prosperity will knock on your door soon."
Better friggin win the lottery.. Prosperity my ass.. :\