Oh, I will come and laugh. And politely keep my social liberal tendencies to myself. Along with my atheism. I'm pretty good at that, if you'll believe me. ;) And I promise not to bring up gay marriage, because they would DEFINITELY lynch me, I'm sure. Even though it would be oh-so tempting.
It's sad that not a lot of people get to experience the pure fun that is having two outspoken, opposite political parties in the same family, amirite?
Seriously, it's pure awesomeness. But shit, you know that already! For instance, the Republican gentleman who called my mom to RSVP for my graduation party. Here's how the phone conversation went:
MOM: Hello? DUKE: [[acting like a telemarketer-person]] Hi, I'm calling on behalf of the Republican Party and... MOM: [[lol-ing]] Boy, do YOU have the wrong house!
I think the Democrats in my family also send Democrat stuff in the mail to the Republicans, and the Republicans send Republican stuff right back to the Democrats. It's seriously beautiful. A lot of it is between my grandma and the dude I just told you about.
Oh yeah, and after that phone conversation, my ma declared both the cat and the hermit crab as Democrats, too. LOL K
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How about immigration?
Nah, it'll be great.
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Seriously, it's pure awesomeness. But shit, you know that already! For instance, the Republican gentleman who called my mom to RSVP for my graduation party. Here's how the phone conversation went:
MOM: Hello?
DUKE: [[acting like a telemarketer-person]] Hi, I'm calling on behalf of the Republican Party and...
MOM: [[lol-ing]] Boy, do YOU have the wrong house!
I think the Democrats in my family also send Democrat stuff in the mail to the Republicans, and the Republicans send Republican stuff right back to the Democrats. It's seriously beautiful. A lot of it is between my grandma and the dude I just told you about.
Oh yeah, and after that phone conversation, my ma declared both the cat and the hermit crab as Democrats, too. LOL K
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