until i try to clean someone's throw up off the stairs and slip and twist my ankle ( Read more... )

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colorado T minus 1 hour ( Read more... )

i was nine.

i feel MUCH better ( Read more... )

i only do it cuz i know you read this. mwaahhaha ( Read more... )

my first college quarter is done ( Read more... )

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your mistake ( Read more... )

so they have these motion sensers in the study room for the lights so they dont waste electricity. well apparently renee and i study in a very still manner because for no reason the lights in our area turned off. so we look at eachother in confusion, then it dawns on us. so simultaneously we wave our hands like frantic retards in the air and the ( Read more... )